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Today my Deanitis and Randomism took hold. |
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Tales of the Purple flying pixie demon ducks: [[Say that five times fast....."is like the episode "Yellow Fever"]]
"THE DUCKS SAMMY, THE DUCKS.....D:"
Dean wakes up from a bad dream.
-hugs Sammy and doesn't let go.-
Sammmmony, I had a bad dream.
D:
DDDDD:
I dreamt I was in back in hell, and you weren't there.
AND AND....
I had to deal with these purple flying pixie demon duck things.
OMG SAMMMY.
They had sharp teeth and....and they ate my hair Sammy.
THEY ATE MY HAIR.
D:
-sits in corner.-
Sam asks about Demon Ducks.
Yes......with the face and the claws and the grrrr......-gasps.-
D;
o .o;
You think I'm going crazy, I'm not Sammy.
-shivers; sits in corner.-
Ducks......Ducks.......o .o;
Ate.....my....hair.....-looks around.-
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, SAMMY.
THERE COMING TO GET ME....D;
MY HAIR, MY HAAAIR.
-sits on ground.-
NO NO NOOOOOOO.
My car????
They ate my car too, Sam.
TO THE WHEELS.
-eyes widen.-
SAMMY, What's wrong with your eyes?
o .o;
Sam says nothing.
I don't know man.
-sits back in corner and rocks back and forth.-
THE DUCKS....THE DUCKS.....o .o;
Sam says his car is fine.
THAT'S a Illusion, it's a fake.
MY CAR.....MY HAIR.
OMG, SAMMY.
-hyperventilates.-
. . . . . . . . . . .
o .o;
THERE WAS THIS HUGE DEMON MONSTER PIE THAT LOOKED LIKE RUBY.
S-She ate me Sammy.
Down to my boots.
D;
Sam knocks Dean out with a crowbar.
D:
-falls asleep and dreams about it again.-
S-SAMMY.
D;
DEMON DUCKS.
-shakes head furiously.-
NO SAMMY NO.....
Sam shakes him.
o .o;
SAMMY, THE DUCKS....
WAIT, Where are we?
-sees sign.-
Burger King??
THAT'S THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION.
OMG, SAMMY.
THAT'S THE LEADER OF THE DEMON DUCKS.
THE LEEEEADDDER.
-Castiel pops up behind Dean.-
Dean for the love of God, calm down.
I'm okay....I'm OKAY.
C:
-eye twitches.-
> .-
Sam says "I don't feel safe around you anymore."
Dean is offended.
What?....I told you I'm okay, D:<
-gets out of car; looks confused.-
Sam, are you coming or what?
> 3>;
-Cas looks at Dean werid.-
Sam walks into Burger King.
Dean DOES NOT want to go in.
-stands in front of door.-
Uh, Sammmy?
-he makes himself walk in.-
D;
-hides behind Sam.-
Sam pulls Dean to a booth.
-sees people and thinks of the demon ducks.-
Uhhh....-shakes head.-
Cheeseburger??
o .o;
Sam orders a Chicken Sandwich and goes to order it.
-stays and looks around nervously.-
o .o;
-acts like he's okay.-
OMG.....Sam?
Sam comes back carry the food and drinks.
-points to the wall.-
DEMON DUCK.
-runs outside.
D;
I MADE IT OUT ALIVE!!!!!
SAM, HURRY BEFORE IT GETS YOU.
DDDDD:
Sam is embarrassed and says "Dean get back here!!"
Dean is already outside with Cass.
NOOOOOO!
D:
NEVER!
Sam grabs Dean by the arm.
I don't know.
-sees Ruby.-
D;
-hides behind you.-
SAMMMY, RUBY.
-throws drink at Ruby's face and runs home.-
D-Demon Ducks.
o. o;
Sam brings Ruby and asks "what the hell is wrong with Dean"
SAMMMY, THE DUCKS HAVE STOLEN MY PANTS.
THEY HAVE STOLEN THEM SAMMY.
-sees Ruby.-
NO DON'T BRING HER HERE.
-backs up slowly.-
D:
Sam says "She not going to hurt you Dean"
o .o;
LIES AND SLANDER.
I don't believe you.
-runs to the bathroom and locks the door.-
GO AWAY MONSTER PIE WOMAN.
-sits in bathtub.-
D:
Sam and Ruby sit on the couch and talk about ghosts.
Dean is hallucinating big time.
SAMMY, THE DUCKS ARE MAKING ME TAP DANCE....I DON'T WANT TO TAP DANCE.
-rocks back and forth in tub.-
OMG.........
Sammmy..........
Sam is wondering why Dean is this way.
NO SAMMY, NO....
SAMMY, I DON'T WANT TOO....
-brusts out of bathroom with a plunger in hand; without any pants on-
-iz wearing heart boxers.-
SAMMY, SAMMY.....THE DUCKS, THE DUCKS.
THEIR IN MY BRAIN..........D:
I SEE EM', EVERYWHERE.....THERE'S ONE ON YOUR HEAD.
D:
-sees Ruby.-
Be gone....MONSTER PIE WOMAN.....-makes a cross with fingers; hisses.-
-Uriel pops in followed by Castiel.-
-sees Uriel.-
YOU?!
D;
-walks up to Uriel.-
Your're the criminal mastermind behind his aren't you?
-Uriel looks at Castiel then at Dean.-
What are you talking about Mudmonkey?
What the HELL is he talking about?
-Castiel shrugs.-
I don't even know now, Dean calm down.
I am calm.
-walks up to Sam.-
-points at Uriel.-
HE DID IT, SAMMY....HE MADE THE DUCKS STEAL MY PANTS.
-points to boxers.-
-walks around the room with plunger in hands.-
Uriel and Castiel vanished before Sam saw them.
SAMMY....
WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM...
WHY NOT????
THE DUCKS ARE INSIDE MY BRAIN
I GOT TO KILL THE DUCKS.
ALLOFTHEM.
. . . . . .
D:
IT'S RAINING DUCKS.
-hides under covers.-
SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY.
Sam calls a doctor.
WHAT THE HELL SAMMY, I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR.
D:
-stays far away from Sam and Ruby; holds plunger to chest.-
The ducks....
Sam calls the "straightjacket" people.
Dean is confused.
D;
NO, SAMMY NO.
I AM NOT INSANE....
THEIR REAL....
D:
ONLY I CAN SEE THEM, I WISH I CAN'T.
SO IT WASN'T A DREAM
-A demon duck throws a pillow at Sam's head.-
WHAT THE HELL?
o .o;
THE DUCK DID IT.
D:
Sam sees no ducks, he wraps Dean around in bed sheets on ties him up.
NO, SAMMY NO.
-Dean tries to get out of them.-
THE DUCKS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
WE ARE NEXT....NEXT I TELL YOU....
D:
Sam asks "How many beers did you drink last night?
Dean answers.
Um......Ten tops.
HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE THE DUCKS?
-football stance.-
BRING IT DUCKS, I'M READY!!!
D:
Sam says "Dean you need sleep", Ruby knocks Dean out with a pipe.
WTF, MONSTER PIE WOMAN?!
-rubs head.-
OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
o .o;
-falls on bed; tosses and turns.-
OMGWTFDUCKS?!
D:
Sam sighs.
= w=;
I AM NOT INSANE.
Ruby knocks Dean out again.
OW.
-rubs head.-
THIS IS WHY I THINK OF HER AS A MONSTER PIE.....
-throws a pillow at Ruby's face.-
TAKE THAT, MONSTER PIE SCUM!!!!!!!
8D
Ruby hits Dean again...
D:
NEVER.
-runs outside and starts bashing trees and bushes with plunger.-
8D
DIE DUCKS, DIE.........
HA AH AHA AHA HA AH AHA.
Sam watches Dean run around the block.
-hits the bushes with the Rubber part of the plunger.-
8D
TAKE THAT, DUCK SCUM.
-hits a old tree; thinks it's a demon duck.-
DAMN YOU, WHY WON'T YOU DIE???
D:
Sam and Ruby watch Dean from inside the hotel.
OMG....WHY....WON'T..... YOU....DIE...?
OMG, SAMMY.....
D;
Ruby laughs.
-sees Ruby.-
HUSH MONSTER PIE WOMAN.......You'll scare it away....
D:
-keeps hitting the tree.-
DIE...DAMN YOU.
D;
Ruby keeps watching Dean.
-stop; walks to Ruby.-
D;
SILENCE....BEFORE I KEEL JOO.
SAMMMMY, SILENCE RUBY......
-puts plunger in Ruby's face.-
YOU SMELL THAT....THAT IS DEMON DUCK BUTT, MONSTER PIE WOMAN.
-runs around corner.-
-yells.-
THE DUCKS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD THE END IS NEAR.
D:
Sam laughs.
SAMMY, THE DUCKS THEY WANT OUR BRAINS.
THERE COMING FOR US, SAMMY.
T-THE DUCKS ARE GOING TO STEAL US IN OUR SLEEP.
D;
-gasps.-
Sam is confused.
-takes off boots.-
Dean runs to the park.
-sees real ducks in pond; jaw drops.-
S-SAMMMY.
o .o;
Sam grabs Dean, before Dean bashes the ducks with the plunger.
B-BUT SAM.....
D;
I saw on Oprah....that....they... they....set...people on fire...
I DON'T WANT TO BE SET ON FIRE.....!
D;
PANTS.....OH MY PANTS.....
Wow, my socks are getting Wet.
o -o;
Sam says "Maybe cause you peed yourself"
One of Dean's beer is wearing off....One down nine to go.
What the Hell?
Course I peed myself....you think a man as control of his bladder when that happens....COME ON!
D:
DON'T EAT A BURRITO....You know it makes you Toxic.
D:
o -o;
Sam watches Dean.
WTF, SAMMY I'M NOT FREAKING FOUR.
D;
THE COWS SAY MOO, SAM.
DUCKS CAN'T AFFORD CABLE.....
CHEESE WHEELS.
D:
THE CAR HAVE WHEELS SAMMY.
CARS HAVE WHEELS.
-starts walking around the park.-
CHOW TIME, YOU FREAKING BASTARDS.....BRING IT ON BABY....I TASTE GOOD.
-grins cheesy.-
Sam follows Dean, he stay as far as he possibly can from Dean.
LET'S PLAY DUCK HUNT.
BANG.....BANG.
LET'S HAVE CHEESE AND QUACKERS.
= w=;
CLOSE THE DOOR SAMMY.
Hobos live in trains and steal my pie.
WHY SAMMY WHY....?
Yessssssss.
SMELL THAT SAMMY, THAT IS THE SMELL OF DEATH.....
D:
Sam picks on Dean and says "There is a Hobo, Duck behind you"
NO, SAMMMY...NO.
-runs after ducks in the park.-
HAHAHAHHAHA.
COME HERE DUCKS.
THE DUCKS ARE INVADING......
Sam knocks Dean out again....Ruby and Sam grab Dean's legs.
-squirms.-
NO...SAMMMY, NO.
I GOTTA KILL THEM....
THEIR IN MY BRAIN.....
THE DUCKS SAM, THE DUCKS.....
They ignore him
-Cass pops up when they are pulling Dean.-
CASS.....
YOU HAVE NO PANTS.
WHY CASS, WHY?
-Cass looks down.-
The ducks are real, Dean...
The ducks are real...........
o -o;
Sam knocks Dean and Cass out....[[Don't do that....D:]]
HUSH.....
SHUUN THE NON-BELIEVER....SHUUUUUUUUUUUN-N
YOUR THE BANANA KING SAMMMY....
-smiles goofy.-
Ignores.
YOU ARE.....
MY DARLING.......
xD
-grins.-
"THE DEMON DUCKS, ARE COMING TO EAT MY HAAAAAIR..............."
"That was scary! .....What? It's not my fault that you can't see them"
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 Industrial Disease · Tue Jan 27, 2009 @ 03:31pm · 6 Comments |
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