I just got to the Academy, and I gotta say, this is one cool place. There are ninjas everywhere, and they're all wearing these cool masks and stuff. One of them stabbed me in the arm and I didn't notice for three hours! They're so sneaky! I hope that I can become one of them soon.
I asked one of them-- a girl, I think-- where they got their cool-a** ninja masks and how I could get one... And she laughed at me. She laughed at me so hard she fell out of her ninja tree (I actually think it's a maple). She laughed harder than the Wal-Mart employees when I asked for a Nintendo Wii.
Apparently, I have to earn my ninja mask through years of vigorous training and stuff. The girl stopped laughing long enough to tell me this, and that it took her nine years to get hers.
I think I suffered mental trauma.
NINE YEARS? I have to train for NINE ********' YEARS to become a ninja?
Bullshit!
I'll show these ******** ninjas. I'll become the best ninja ever in a quarter of that time!
I just have to unpack first.
--(Soon to be) Ninja Bob
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Ninja Bob at the Detroit Ninja Academy
This is just a fun thing I thought of while staring at my favorite T-shirt (DNA: Detroit Ninja Academy). XD It's an entirely fictionial thing I made up. Follow Ninja Bob's adventures!
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