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I fence in my dreams aganst Abe Lincon and Hitler. Stalin joins us too. Hitler alway's gets PWN'd, cause I'm god, and I said so. One time we had to save the world from King Henry VIII, who decapitated Abe. And Stalin got really mad so he kicked Hitler in the croch then he flipped me off. Then Mussolinie kissed Htler while Saddam wet the bed. Then George Bush rpped a donkey. I stared at the sexy images befre me and the Mussolinie kissed me. Hitler got really jealous and b***h slpped me. It really hurt, and I cried, then got drunk off the air. Then I ate my let shoe. It tasted good, so I savored it's leathery goodness, but it tasted oniony...I'm allergic to onions. I go sick and threw up on Hitler, he got reall mad and started yelling at me in German, but I jsutstared stupidly at him, and continued to regurgiate the foot wear. Then I passed out and fund myselfin a bath tub with Al Capone and a rubber ducky. I ran out screemin literally with only one shoe on and got hit by a truck that was drivin by Pancho Villa, he threw he in and appologized en Espanol. I gave a blank stare so he laughed and hit me upside thehead with a frozen Tuna, ultimatly killng me.