I just wanted to blab on about randon s**t so here goes *snaps fingers* I just want to say that I like the way farts come iout smooth from my a**s! and I would like to add to that that, I like cows! I also like to moo at the moon at night and go super sayian! *eats "pork n' beans" with a straw*. Sometimes I pretend to be a booger up someones noise and wonder when it is my turn to be picked. Or a lobster in a tank at an all you can eat lobster buffet or even a pig in a sluaghter line. Well that's just me I guess.
Now I ask you to ask yourself this question.
Do you or have you ever been in a banana boat under the tropical sun with a bottle of sun lotion that smells mysteriously salty? If you took the question above offensive or perverted then you are a "gutter head".
New topic to blab about! I got me a new groove! I call it Mexican delight! (named after the porno star) It is when you feel like you don't give a ******** and why should anyone else! I mean it's like a fresh feeling you get after a nice bowel movement, it just makes you say "ahhhh"
Maybe if I blab long enough something special will happen?
BLABING COMPLETE!
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Know why he is dancing? He had a taste of The Magical Forest of Ganja