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i mean seriously, what is up with that. did someone just make some one time and screw it up and was like...um...that's how it is supposed to be.

i feel like i am getting gyped each time i get a slice of swiss cheese. like i am only getting half a slice. HEY! eek THAT'S IT! they put holes in it so that they can charge us double. IT'S A FLIPPIN' CONSPIRACY!!!

i for one will not stand for this outrage. i vote we boycott swiss cheese until the holes are filled.

-Ellithain pirate

why can't we all just get along.

i think today is the time for pirates and ninjas to join together and pool their resources. pirates could become sneakier, and ninjas could learn how to sail. it would be glorious. we would have things like ninja-pirates and...er...pirate-ninjas...but here inlies the problem, which is better ninja-pirates or pirate-ninjas? LET THE DISCUSSION BEGIN!!!

-Ellithain pirate