I write song parodies sometimes. And, well, here's one of them. Its a parody of Ohio (come back to Texas) and its about my good friend Psycho.
We miss you, babe. Come back home.
She said she's goin' away
She'll be back any day
She's goin' down to Arkansas
Since she's cured of her cancer
But she'll be back to roleplay
There's nothing wrong with Arkansas
Except the religious right
I really like Bill Clinton
And when it comes down to it, I just don't mind his wife
So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through being whoever
You know Gotham County will be right here waiting for you....
Come back to Gotham
You know you're the one we really want to see
Before the city gets saner
And before we get through Batman RIP
There's a seat for you at preschool there
And I've got every last post saved
Besides the roleplaying boards suck, outside of us anyway
You know we hope you're okay
And that you get back here today
Without her around here
I must say that I do fear
Its simply not as crazay
So won't you get back on (I'd wish you'd get back on)
It wouldn't take very long (too long too long)
I bet she misses good fights
And the Friday League late nights but I could be wrong
So when your done doing whatever
And when your through being wherever
You know Gotham County will be right here waiting for you....
Come back to Gotham
You know you're the one we really want to see
I hope you haven't got saner
And decided to pass on Batman RIP
There's a place for you in the police ball
And I've got every last post saved
Besides the roleplaying boards suck, outside of us anyway
The Joker wants you back
And The Batman wants you back
Ella wants you back
And the Riddler wants you back
And Hyena wants you back
And Two-Face wants you back
I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
That the whole city's gonna sign
Come back to Gotham
You know you're the one that we want to see
And won't you help us get through
Every new issue of Batman RIP
There's a seat for you at down in Arkham
And I've got every last post saved...
Come back to Gotham
You know you're the one that we want to see
Before the city gets saner
And before we get through Batman RIP
There's a seat for you at the massacres
And I've got every last post saved
Besides the roleplaying boards suck, outside of us anyway
Besides the roleplaying boards suck, outside of us anyway
Besides the roleplaying boards suck, outside of us anyway
 Andre LeFarr · Sun Sep 28, 2008 @ 12:56am · 0 Comments |
