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Dear Journal!
WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
I thought Paperbag 2 was my friend! and he totally butt ******** me!! he teamed up with my Enemies... and one I've never even heard of before, apparently he did my dry cleaning once and couldn't get a stain out and now he hates me. What the hell?!
Anyway... Its cool... they stole my powers, almost killed me... and left me for dead.. but Sergeant Piddle Kins managed to drag me home.. We got to the Paperbag lair and while I was healing, Sergeant Piddle Kins brought me a box that had appeared in the attic, we don't know how we missed it, but it was labeled "Dad's Stuff", now I don't like to talk about my dad much but he was kind of a d**k, emotionally distant.. and well. I know now why he was the way he was.
He was gaias own "Duck Knight"
This was a shock.. Well not really.. I kind of suspected he was either Gay.. or he was a superhero.
But I knew what I had to do, with my Paperbag Powers gone, I had to take up the mantel of my father, I had to become the new Duck Knight.
And with that, I also took on my fathers old enemies.
Let me explain.
I've only been around long enough to make a few enemies.
the Society for People who wear Star Wars Costumes...
The Super Soaker.
And Bob the Dry cleaning guy down the street...
but my FATHER.
He was around for years, He's been a superhero since world war 2!
I know weird right? How could have been a Superhero in world war 2? well theres something with time travel.. something about stasis in an ice chamber... It'd make a cool origins story, but not now!
He managed to make alot and some I've already met...
Admiral Adolf... a Hitler wanna be, who has a nice amount of wealth, which he used to buy five yachts and arm them to the teeth out in the national waters, he came to the harbor by the city one day and thats when him and my dad fought. I don't know why I was in the bay, but he was buying ice cream and he say me there, started shouting in german, and ran for his boat and started to shoot me, I'm so glad this suit the duck hat makes for me is Bullet Proof.
And then right after that I ran into another one..
Don Tony and his henchmen Snack Crackle and Pop, apprently my father toppled over their drug business, which they were covering over with their cereal business... weird right? Well as I was picking bullets out of my jacket in an Alley, his boys came up and decided to pull alittle Snap, Crackle and Pop all over my legs, but I managed to steal one of their Unbreakable Baseball bats and kill Snap with it... It was weird, killing a rice elf... really weird.
But then again, not long after that, I ran into DJ.
Yes, DJ, he's a Radio DJ, but he used to be an incredible Techno DJ, I think he's only my dads enemy because he ******** his girlfriend, my dad was kind of a d**k like that. but yeah, Now DJ uses his Subwoofers to create earth quakes. and he's gunning for me now...
So Lets top this off now...
The Society for people who dress up like Star Wars characters...
The Super Soaker...
Admiral Adolf.
Don Tony and his Henchmen Crackle and Pop.
DJ...
and Bob the Dry Cleaning Guy down the Street...
.... and theres more enemies out there... What a life.
 The Daft Knight · Wed Feb 17, 2010 @ 12:27am · 0 Comments |
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