Unrelinquished Despair: Look at the time.
iJwlz-kun: hot potato e.e
Unrelinquished Despair: Lol Well... That wasn't very hot potato.
iJwlz-kun: yeah I like the color blue too...
Unrelinquished Despair: What? But I thought goats were naked.
iJwlz-kun: No, only if you press the button when the ray of light strikes it during the spring equinox
Unrelinquished Despair: That doesn't make any sense. Rockets are propelled by fuel, not wood.
iJwlz-kun: Drink your own pee first. Dur
Unrelinquished Despair: The ozone layer doesn't need any gamma rays, kthx.
iJwlz-kun: Why don't you just take the frog scrotum instead?
Unrelinquished Despair: Because Russia never actually cared about Kim Jong Il.
iJwlz-kun: (Panda) wait... (panda)
Unrelinquished Despair: Heresy. My sacred cow is offended.
iJwlz-kun: Shall prepare some toast for the sacrifice?
Unrelinquished Despair: Sure, just let me discover life on mars first.
iJwlz-kun: Impossibru! They can't say any L's!
Unrelinquished Despair: But plankton can't breathe out of the water!
iJwlz-kun: Do you think a dragon would look fat in a cocktail dress?
Unrelinquished Despair: No, King Arthur was smarter than Alexander the Great.
iJwlz-kun: Only if you count in naked mole rats
Unrelinquished Despair: Yes, I agree. Lithuania should have been an ocean of pudding.
iJwlz-kun: Grandmothers don't normally enjoy heavy metal, but when they do, they bake cookies
Unrelinquished Despair: Cookies? I never taught my toes string theory, they thought it was bacon.
iJwlz-kun: Bacon? Answer to life. Except in death, that adheres to tacos
Unrelinquished Despair: I can't believe you would spread such filth, I'm trying to grow houses!
iJwlz-kun: Touche really, but hamsters don't own any land, they don't have oppossable thumbs
Unrelinquished Despair: That may be true, but the moon isn't made of cheese, it's made of Cobra_X.
iJwlz-kun: awesomeness can't be compacted into a single entity, thus all your base are belong to us
Unrelinquished Despair: The internets measures the sea level to be waffles.
iJwlz-kun: I wasn't aware that Vampires frequent chat roulette
Unrelinquished Despair: That's ridiculous, ducks multiplied by food coloring, divided by tofu, equals a neutron star.
iJwlz-kun: What? The star spangled banner originally consisted of twelve lords a leaping
Unrelinquished Despair: But the sun emanates a strong force of cheese cake, supplying the earth with vacuums.
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