Barph :
Hey, call me an optimist, but I think the world will pretty much be perfect forever, starting... now.
Barph :
Did you know that I smile over sixteen thousand times per day? One time I got really bored because I hadn't eaten or slept in eight weeks and I decided to count. And, yep, sixteen thousand.
Barph :
I just love all the other orphans. Sure, sometimes the bigger kids beat me senseless just to steal and eat the lint from my pockets, but I can tell that, deep in their hearts, they mean well.
Barph :
Oh man, the doctor said my bones would turn to jelly if I didn't get some bone tonic. That actually sounds kinda AWESOME! I could squeeze under doors and stuff!
Mildred :
My bones feel hollow... like I'm sort of freaky giant monkey bird.
Mildred :
I've always wanted to be in a potato sack race...
Mildred(2) :
Please forgive my rudeness! I seem to have tracked the dust of my poverty all over your nice things.
Gangrenia :
*twitch* Boy oh boy, I wish I had a good burlap sack *twitch* TO BITE INSTEAD OF YOU! GRAH! *twitch*
Gangrenia :
TOYS! GRAH! *twitch* Santa's been lazy this year *twitch* LAY OFF THE COOKIES FAT MAN!
Tootie :
I don't really feel like existing today, but I might change my mind later on.
Tootie :
I once had to fight a rat for an acorn... the rat won. That was rather depressing.
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