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I just had a weird dream, which is normal to me, but the reason I say weird is because the odds are that you, the reader will think it is weird. whee
It began in a room like a corporal meeting room, with George W. Bush, Jesus, the Olsen Twins, and for some reason, Ronald McDonald passing out Big Macs. We were sitting there waiting on someone for 5 minutes, when I get up and walk into a long corridor until I reach a red room with the number 23 on it. I opened the door to find Orochimaru watching the R Kelly peeing on a 15 year old girl video( he was only watching it, nothing else. It would be a creepy otherwise.) I got extremely POed and screamed at him because he was holding up the world domination meeting, my whath was so great I didn't see Sasuke (who was wearing balerina suit). So to get my attention he pulled out a Golden Wii-mote, and like moths to a flame, he gained my attention. It turned out that our tatertot reserves were under attack by General N. (Napoleon) Dynamite. So in respsonse I sent my army of gaint midgets, undead flying monkeys who flung exploding fesis, and for phycological warfare, a group of really gay men armed only with their fashion senses and their lust for well, another man's arse. Leading them would be the Sound Four, Orochimaru, Sasuke, and that guy from the movie "40 year old virgin" lol + xd (the main Character that is, but after he meets his gay army he won't be a virgin that much longer). I sent the Giant Midgets to fill up all the rides at Six Flags using thier Season Passes to weaken General Dynamite's Economy, (six flags made up 1/3 of his earnings), the U.F.M. (Undead Flying Monkeys) to replace his chocolate flavored icecream which he used to feed his army of Micheal Jackson clones with exploding poo, and the gaggle of gay guys to terrorize his investors. When I arrived at General Ronald's base of operations (which is naturally McDonald's) I learned that Orochimaru got his a** wiped by Barney's personal assasins, the teletubbies, who had recieved Napoleon's nunchunk skills.(continue)
 Count Demonay · Mon Mar 12, 2007 @ 02:20pm · 0 Comments |
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