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Gouki ********' SHOOT A b***h![/size]
That's what I would do, that would be bull bwl1s4wt:0="Gouki ********' SHOOT A b***h![/size] That's what I would do, that would be bullshit!
There is a poet lurking Gaia's forums. Pay your respects. emo
 Killer Dwarf · Fri Oct 05, 2007 @ 12:49am · 0 Comments |
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 It's finally over. The first Summer Festival. Meant to be a light-hearted game where Gaians casually tossed water balloons at each other, and pumped water in their own town to build water pressure for their own massive water gun, designed to temporarily disable the pumping of whichever town it is fired at. Points are awarded for every action you make, and it all goes to your scoreboard.
But nothing is perfect.
It became a rather serious event, with rudeness, unfairness and lost pumps. One team in particular, Durem was the nastiest. Because everyone wants to be on the side with the gawth chic and that one dewed, they joined. It took more pumps to fill their gun, but they still got a colossal amount of point just from doing that. It quickly became a slaughter, the large hands of Durem hurling balloons at the faces of their opponents. In a black and white silhouette, bodies fall. Water collects. A drowning pool, if you will.
Any member of the mob that is Durem would tell me "ur just generalizin, killa dwrf." I am. Your point?
On the Brightside, Gaia Towns looked awesome. Sparkling water to splash in, banners hanging from the leaves of these trees, left alone to be at the will of the wind. Even comfortable lawn chairs are provided.
You can take your water balloon throwing to the next block. I want to relax here.
Killer Dwarf · Tue Sep 04, 2007 @ 03:21am · 1 Comments |
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A Plot w/Missing People, Death and Master Baiting ! |
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All the residents of Isle de Gambino go out on a cruise. While you only see NPCs in detail, users from the GCD are in the background and the majority of the cruisers. Things go wrong when all of the staff mysteriously disappear.
While many people are in distress, a basic order is still there. Supplies have lasted, but are running thin. The liner is drifting in away in the sea. Gaia's wealthiest fear for their money, while the duller crayons can't grasp what's actually happening.
A storm pushes the boat to an island. By now, everyone is famished, and many unnamed people have fallen off of the boat into the depths. No one knows about this island. They decide to name it Isle de Gino, in honor of Gambino's delicious son. It is late at night, and no one knows what to do. They'll discuss it in the morning...
Peyo has decided to tag-along with a group of people who are exploring the island. The forests are thick, foreign fruits and bugs inhabit the island. Nothing of particular importance. They bring back fruit, while Logan is fishing off the beach. A fire is made and people are happy. A large tuna is feasted upon. Peyo doesn't eat.
Ruby, Peyo, Sasha and Becky are relaxing on the beach. Logan is fishing and teaching others how to become master baitors. Lex is in the forest collecting fruit among doing other things. Peyo goes for a swim in the ocean. Logan yells out and is in a mad dash for Peyo. An ominous shadow is lurking in the water.
An OMG shark is devouring Peyo! Blood is seeping over it's lips and teeth, a helpless screaming emerging from it's esophagus. Logan jumps in the water and fish hooks the animal to death. Using his manly muscles he drags it onshore and lays it on the beach. Ruby is crying, everyone else is to shocked to say anything. As Logan opens up the stomach of the beast, parts of Peyo fall out. His remains are buried on the island, with his favorite rubber ducky placed upon his grave.
Ruby has fallen into a depression, and begins to mumble about her unknown past. About how she grew up in Aekea, and her best friend was Josie, until Josie started fooling around with Bildeau, Bludeau and Ribateau. She then escaped, but not without being attacked by the Faktori bots. Peyo was the result of a fling with Lex in her first nights in Gambino. She then settled down and started her own shop, the Hat Rack.
As life continues on the island many people begin to doubt their rescue. And insanity ensues. People are arguing, fighting. Logan even clawed one of Lex's fingers off. A nightly fire gets out of control and sets the forest on fire. No one wants to run in the water for fear of the OMG shark, so they stand on the beach, and watch. Far away on the Isle, Cindy Donovinh notices the huge smoke plume.
All the islanders can do is wait. The fire rages on, many mysterious cries erupting from the flames. Eyes wide and in a group hug, the only wait. When an odd whirring sound is heard in the distance. Logan first notices it is Cindy's mysterious new dirigible. After carting everyone into the gondola, she and her crew carry them to safety in Barton, where the each tell their own side of the story. A commemorative statue of Peyo is erected in Isle de Gambino, and Isle de Gino is added to official maps, but no one dares enter.
Killer Dwarf · Thu Aug 02, 2007 @ 03:10pm · 0 Comments |
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The only time I "quit" Gaia was when I first joined.
I only joined because a friend wanted me to help work in a friend's bar when those with people who cybered existed. When I found out I had to cyber with the owner to get the job, I fled Gaia. Then 6 months later I crawled back and have never left since.
I find this mildly epic. Just a cool story, about the streets of Gaia.
Kudos to you, a dark side of Gaia in story-form.
Killer Dwarf · Sun Apr 01, 2007 @ 02:54am · 1 Comments |
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Loose Gold: The Last Moments of the Gambino Tower |
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In memory of those lost on 4/1 2005because there is more to it than we thought
Welcome to Loose Gold. The ground breaking documentary promised to you as of 12/23 2006. In this documentary I will reveal to you lost documents considering the fall of the tower. You will get a different glimpse of the few, precious frames of footage we have of this tower going down. Not to mention we only have two sources. One from the crewman of Cindy Donovinh and another of the butler of the Von Helson's mansion. Only one frame survived from what would be an amazing sight on Gino's very own camera, as it was demolished (other than that precious frame) when he was forced to abandon it as he escaped the tower. Said frame is of his father falling.
Evidence I: Sniper
Hidden among the shadow's of Gaia lies the Sniper. Although not confirmed as anyone, this (wo)man has apparently played a key part in the history of Planet Gaia. By shooting the most powerful man on Gaia with a gun (maybe it means he's from the future like some friends that are to be mentioned), he felled him. What we were told is that because Gambino had died, so had his tower. But lets take a look at this more.
Notice the lack of buildings behind Gambino. For the Sniper to have hit him in the abdomen without ripping through the intestinal regions of his body, he must be level with him. It is known that Gambino was shot in the abdomen because it is clearly portrayed in a frame of film the man clutching his abdomen in agony, gritting his teeth in pain, and watching his life flash before his eyes. But we return to the fact that there are no buildings behind the tower. So we must come to the conclusion that Gambino was shot from the front. By whom, we ponder. It seems there is no possible way to accomplish this. But there is a way. A way none other than...
ZURG!!!
Evidence II: UFO 13
Yes! It is my belief that it was none other than a Zurg who shot the most powerful man in Gaia! But which Zurg? I believe UFO 13 did it. My hypothesis is that there were originally one thousand Zurg. Because in Ancient Roman Ancient Gaian numerals, 1000 = M. 'M' is the first letter in 'Mother', the Zurg of all Zurg. She used all but twelve (at this point in time) to perform various dastardly deeds across the universe that our very planet exists in! Seeing as this was her last strike before performing a full scale invasion of her elite corps of twelve aliens (all alien invaders were immediate random offspring and were never given ships), she used UFO 13 to perform it.
Here we see pointed out in the very top corner of the image, a mysterious shadow. I call UFO!!! UFO 13 to be exact, ready to make his next move. A next move that will not only be the final move of his life, but a move so important to the history of Gaia that it has put our shop keepers in prison, b***h slapped and hated upon many times.
These two images quickly conjured in paint depict UFO 13's plan. He is to first shoot Gambino off, which he successfully did at an oddly sympathetic time as Gino has just recovered his memory and remembered his father. Gino is devastated and Gambino is falling. UFO 13 quickly moves in for the next part of the plan. He nose dives at an amazing speed towards the foot of the tower. He fires his lazers at a precise time, his lazers travel at a considerably slower pace, so he and the lazers would meet the tower at the same time. This caused a gigantic explosion, presumably engulfing Ilse De Gambino in smoke. The anatomy of said fall says that UFO 13 hit the tower at the precise foot, any closer and he would have hit the ground, ruining his plans. His lazers struck above him slightly. The lazers themselves had a faster effect on the tower, swaying it in the direction of Durem slightly, a millisecond later the explosion took effect and blew the tower off of it's foundation and plummeting to the earth. All Gaians in it's path were doomed.
Evidence III: Mother
We know that Mother is the head of the Zurg race. So we know she has (or had) control over her offspring, her underlings, her pawns. So she used them. Training them since birth into elite soldiers of the Fourth Reich, leaving only twelve to invade the greatest planet of all; Gaia. In truth, Mother is a ballistic whore. She uses her children to invade planets, starting as a peaceful little alien who beams in her products, in our case Zurg Energy Drink, and sells them to the inhabitants of the planet. This is all that happens after a while. Although, she did of course plan the demise of the planet long before she even appeared through some way, in our case the fall of the Gambino Tower. By doing this, she thought she had killed the most powerful beings on the planet. The Von Helsons and Gambino. The Von Helsons were sent to the grave (indefinitely), but Gambino came back. In a triumphant return he responded to Mother by putting out his own energy drink; Red Bino. This forces Mother to change plans, and she must form an alliance with Gambino. Although her sons and invaderlings acted to the original plan. Attack. Gaia fought back and the attack was subsided. The plot has gone through many twists with two Zurg falling off track and in love with the Gaians. One was cut down and is now the evilest of all. The other she plans to kidnap, leaving Gaia in despair. Because the other is 02, acting as Santa Clause, and without Santa Clause (who she plans to also capture the real one), Gaians will get no gifts. Everyone will leave, and die back into the real world. Making Mother the richest being in the universe! This is her master plan.
So what brought down the Gambino Tower? Greed and the need for world domination is what comes up in the end.
Konekinu Whoever said the portal was to go somewhere? Maybe it was to go back in time aftr the Zurg arrived, to shoot Gambino down. However they didn't and he formed with his son and when they defused they created an explosion that caused the aliens to come, and so it repeats.
The Sniper is not actually a sniper. His gun is a prop, designed to fool Gaians into thinking it was just a normal human sniper taking down our shop keepers and rulers. What he actually is, the dreaded thing, is a Gaian that truly loves the Zurg. Every hostile idea of them, and he will supposedly perform any task to help the Zurg accomplish these tasks. The only current Gaian we know that could possibly be doing this is Ron Bruise. Thank you for reminding me commenteers.
Killer Dwarf · Fri Dec 29, 2006 @ 11:45pm · 24 Comments |
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