Wahahahaha! We are so excited! We have never kept a journal before but we decided to start keeping one in order to chronicle our adventures here in Gaia. Oh dear! We have forgotton to introduce ourselves. We defend the innocent from the tomatoes of deceit! We protect the young cucumber from the pickling brine of temptation! We are UBERTASTIC LORD VEGGIE!!! We are a deity of vegetables from the angelic plane and we have come to Gaia in order to explore all of its interesting nooks and crannies! heart We are so excited to begin our adventures!
We started our journey yesterday. We first appeared in a strange land called Chatterbox. Such interesting people with a cacophony of things to say! We were presented with a sort of quiz which we took to gain some of this great land's precious currency. The quiz asked me to say "Bump" quite a few times. This "Bump" word seems well and interesting, but we had much more fun substituting this word with our own shouts of "STRING BEAN!" and "SUMMER SQUASH!" What excellent fun!
We then tried our hand at a puzzle game. crying We enjoy puzzles soooo much! The mystery! The excitement! The concentration. We tried to strike up a convorsation with the other puzzlers but we think we may have made the wrong impression. They insisted on insulting us with random Japanese phrases which they had just learned moments earlier from an anime, and they believed themselves "cool" to be hurling these insults at us in a different language. How intriguing. We are not sure why a person would be so eager to fling random insults like a primate with a full diaper, but they seemed to enjoy it so, and our feelings were not terribly hurt.
We then received a message! Our first ever PM! The individual made it a point in his life to remind us that our hair is "weird". Weird? Our hairdo? How absurd! Festril, the third most powerful god of earwax has much stranger hair than us!
After these events, we decided to find a local cafe. We found ourselves at a place called Lunar Hope. Upon our flashy and dazzling entrance, we were attacked by a cat person. We were a bit put out by this at first, having been insulted for a hairdo just moments before. However, we believe we were much more welcomed there after we produced a salad for the cat person...Baka, ah yes that was his name. We also met a cat lady who sang songs from Phantom of the Opera, who is a character who gives us the creeps! We also met a lady with purple hair, a fellow called Vartos and an individual called Captain Spazzy! We are quite intrigued by this Captain Spazzy for she seems to understand us quite well. Maybe she too is some form of deity? Well that will be enough of that for now. I must continue my adventures in Gaia. TRANSMISSIOOOOOON EEEEEEEND!
 Ubertastic_Lord_Veggie · Mon Nov 27, 2006 @ 05:04pm · 0 Comments |
