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Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing much.
Stranger: g or m
You: just having fun. i'm so happy
You: wow, that sounded really perverted. O.o
Stranger: Sometimes perverted is good
You: are YOU a lady?
Stranger: I am a man
You: are you sure?
Stranger: Manly man
Stranger: not really...
You: i knew it.
You: i'm sorry to hear this, jason. maybe you should go see a doctor
Stranger: What you doina awake at this late our
You: it's not late, only nine pm here
Stranger: Jason your d**k was cut off by your crazy girlfriend
You: oh wow
You: that's a legit story
You: what time is it for you?
Stranger: only 12:12
Stranger: Oh s**t
Stranger: its a sign
You: a sign of what?
You: the apocalypse?
Stranger: More of we are bounded together...
You: oh how magical
Stranger: we have the power to cause the apocalypse
Stranger: Yeah its 12 13 now sooo...
You: i think before we make mass destruction we should get married
You: i'll start on the wedding plans right now
You: (it's a joke)
Stranger: this is all a joke
You: no, darling
You: i'm sorry, i was talking to the mailman
Stranger: when we bang
Stranger: that will cause the end of the world
Stranger: our sex will be soo,
Stranger: whats the word
Stranger: mind blowing
You: oh i'm looking forward to it smile
Stranger: It has to be in a cool place
Stranger: hmmm where could it be
You: like the arctic?
Stranger: nahh like on top of the effil tower
You: that'd be so pointy
Stranger: Hmm we might cause the world to flood our sex would melt all the ice in the artic
You: it's already melting
Stranger: We would multiply global warming time 100
You: is that such a bad thing?
Stranger: ehhh we might as well go out with a bang
Stranger: while we bang
You: haha oh sweetums you're so clever
You: wait-- how are we getting to paris?
You: err, the arctic
You: my bad
Stranger: Um we can ride the polarbear I own as a pet cause i am that badass
You: damn. that's hot.
You: polar bears are the s**t
Stranger: They are.
Stranger: Can we stop by in paris
Stranger: it is the city of love
You: pfft not the city of making love though
You: touch where? wink
Stranger: thats the word
You: i know. i was making a "clever" attempt
Stranger: i didnt understand
You: ah, s'all good
Stranger: I will touch you everywhere
You: even up my nose? O:
Stranger: ehhh if it gets kinky
You: that's not disturbing at all O.o
Stranger: What kind of sex shall we have my dear
You: the good kind?
Stranger: Um aggresive
Stranger: HARDCORE (always must be spelt with caps lock)
You: well then HARDCORE it is.
You: since caps lock is great
Stranger: Damn your hot
You: that's right i a
Stranger: What you look like darlin?
You: uhh buck teeth, mousey hair, fat as a tree stump
Stranger: Boner achieved
Stranger: You got me with the buck teeth
Stranger: thats hottttt
You: thanks babe. i know just what to say.
Stranger: That you do
Stranger: Hmm Well let me make my attempt to "turn you on"
Stranger: I am fat
Stranger: so fat during sex if I am on top you wont breathe
Stranger: Yeah thats sexy I know
Stranger: I got HUGE tits
You: mmmmmmmmmhmmm YUM
Stranger: my dicks tiny
You: oh i'm looking forward to our HARDCORE sex
Stranger: me too, you swallow right?
You: yeupp. and choke and blow
Stranger: Atta girl
Stranger: s**t I dont think I got your age
Stranger: you could be like 11
You: yeah i'm definitely eleven
You: oh yeah.
Stranger: How old is this wonderful women I am talkin to?
You: not old.
You: how about you?
Stranger: I have reached the prime age of 65
Stranger: just kidding 16
You: i was hoping you were 65
Stranger: Your not a slut
You: maybe i am, maybe i'm not
Stranger: Tricky tricky
You: that's a good game.
Stranger: ssx? no idea what that is?
You: ssx tricky.
You: it's a game for xbox.
You: and you call yourself sixteen
Stranger: Um, I enjoy playin sports
Stranger: Enjoying outdoors
Stranger: I am more of COD guy though
You: eww cod.
You: my brother plays that all the time.
You: it's very loud
Stranger: i enjoy killing zombies
You: you can kill zombies?
You: that's ******** awesm
Stranger: Yeah dude
Stranger: COD zombies
Stranger: ALL DAy
You: fish zombies?
Stranger: BACK TO SEX!
You: alright fiiiiiiiine
Stranger: Whats your perferred d**k length?
You: 1700 cubic feet
Stranger: I am only 1650 ********....
You: ahh sorry.
You: i GUESS i can settle
Stranger: Where shall we meet up?
You: they've got all the polar bears
Stranger: true dat
Stranger: what state you from
You: i'm from canada smile
You: haha yeah
Stranger: I dont know if I can do this anymore
You: oh no
Stranger: YOu near quebec?
You: opposite side of the country, actually
Stranger: I gottta go
You: oh yeah sure
Stranger: whats your cell?
You: 1 800 p***s
Stranger: mines actually 802 99947 29 bye
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