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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: hey


You: salutations


Stranger: whats up?


You: nothing much.


Stranger: g or m


You: just having fun. i'm so happy


You: girlyy


You: wow, that sounded really perverted. O.o


Stranger: hahaha


Stranger: Sometimes perverted is good


You: sometimes


You: are YOU a lady?


Stranger: nope


Stranger: I am a man


You: are you sure?


Stranger: Manly man


Stranger: not really...


You: i knew it.


You: i'm sorry to hear this, jason. maybe you should go see a doctor


Stranger: What you doina awake at this late our


You: it's not late, only nine pm here


Stranger: Jason your d**k was cut off by your crazy girlfriend


Stranger: oh


You: oh wow


You: that's a legit story


You: what time is it for you?


Stranger: only 12:12


Stranger: Oh s**t


Stranger: its a sign


You: a sign of what?


You: the apocalypse?


Stranger: More of we are bounded together...


You: oh how magical


Stranger: we have the power to cause the apocalypse


Stranger: Yeah its 12 13 now sooo...


You: i think before we make mass destruction we should get married


You: i'll start on the wedding plans right now


You: (it's a joke)


Stranger: WHAT


Stranger: this is all a joke


You: no, darling


You: i'm sorry, i was talking to the mailman


Stranger: BTW


Stranger: when we bang


Stranger: that will cause the end of the world


Stranger: our sex will be soo,


Stranger: whats the word


Stranger: mind blowing


You: oh i'm looking forward to it smile


Stranger: It has to be in a cool place


Stranger: hmmm where could it be


You: like the arctic?


Stranger: nahh like on top of the effil tower


You: that'd be so pointy


Stranger: Hmm we might cause the world to flood our sex would melt all the ice in the artic


You: it's already melting


Stranger: We would multiply global warming time 100


You: is that such a bad thing?


Stranger: ehhh we might as well go out with a bang


Stranger: while we bang


You: haha oh sweetums you're so clever


You: wait-- how are we getting to paris?


You: err, the arctic


You: my bad


Stranger: Um we can ride the polarbear I own as a pet cause i am that badass


You: damn. that's hot.


You: polar bears are the s**t


Stranger: They are.


Stranger: Can we stop by in paris


Stranger: it is the city of love


You: pfft not the city of making love though


Stranger: Touche


You: touch where? wink


Stranger: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/touch%C3%A9


Stranger: thats the word


You: i know. i was making a "clever" attempt


Stranger: sorry


Stranger: i didnt understand


You: ah, s'all good


Stranger: I will touch you everywhere


Stranger: soo...


You: even up my nose? O:


Stranger: ehhh if it gets kinky


You: great.


You: that's not disturbing at all O.o


Stranger: wink


Stranger: hahah


Stranger: What kind of sex shall we have my dear


You: the good kind?


Stranger: Um aggresive


Stranger: pasionate


Stranger: HARDCORE (always must be spelt with caps lock)


You: well then HARDCORE it is.


You: since caps lock is great


Stranger: Damn your hot


You: that's right i a


You: *am


Stranger: What you look like darlin?


You: uhh buck teeth, mousey hair, fat as a tree stump


Stranger: Boner achieved


You: success


Stranger: You got me with the buck teeth


Stranger: thats hottttt


You: thanks babe. i know just what to say.


Stranger: That you do


Stranger: Hmm Well let me make my attempt to "turn you on"


Stranger: I am fat


Stranger: so fat during sex if I am on top you wont breathe


Stranger: Yeah thats sexy I know


Stranger: I got HUGE tits


You: mmmmmmmmmhmmm YUM


Stranger: btw


Stranger: my dicks tiny


You: oh i'm looking forward to our HARDCORE sex


Stranger: me too, you swallow right?


You: yeupp. and choke and blow


Stranger: Atta girl


Stranger: s**t I dont think I got your age


Stranger: you could be like 11


You: yeah i'm definitely eleven


Stranger: score


You: oh yeah.


Stranger: How old is this wonderful women I am talkin to?


You: not old.


You: sixteen


You: how about you?


Stranger: I have reached the prime age of 65


Stranger: just kidding 16


You: damn


You: i was hoping you were 65


Stranger: Your not a slut


You: maybe i am, maybe i'm not


Stranger: Tricky tricky


You: ssx?


You: that's a good game.


Stranger: ssx? no idea what that is?


You: ssx tricky.


You: it's a game for xbox.


You: TERRIBLE


Stranger: Hahahah


You: and you call yourself sixteen


You: O:


Stranger: Um, I enjoy playin sports


Stranger: Enjoying outdoors


Stranger: I am more of COD guy though


You: eww cod.


You: my brother plays that all the time.


You: it's very loud


Stranger: i enjoy killing zombies


You: you can kill zombies?


You: that's ******** awesm


You: *awesome


Stranger: Yeah dude


Stranger: COD zombies


Stranger: ALL DAy


You: fish zombies?


You: strange


Stranger: BACK TO SEX!


Stranger: wink


You: alright fiiiiiiiine


Stranger: Whats your perferred d**k length?


You: 1700 cubic feet


Stranger: Damn


Stranger: I am only 1650 ********....


You: ahh sorry.


You: i GUESS i can settle


Stranger: Where shall we meet up?


You: canada


Stranger: oooooo


You: they've got all the polar bears


Stranger: true dat


Stranger: what state you from


You: i'm from canada smile


Stranger: ohhhhhh


You: haha yeah


Stranger: I dont know if I can do this anymore


You: oh no


Stranger: smile


You: whyyy


Stranger: YOu near quebec?


You: opposite side of the country, actually


Stranger: I gottta go


You: oh yeah sure


Stranger: whats your cell?


You: 1 800 p***s


Stranger: okay


Stranger: mines actually 802 99947 29 bye




 
 
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