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As the Nick slowly turnes around he starts to sweat with fear( like shaq at the free throw).The Nick is now staring in the face of a 50 foot Purple CHICKEN!!!!! '' Youve got to be sh'' the Chiken Bwaks a threatning roar that sends The Nick flying back.The Chicken starts rushing towards the Nick '' you'll pay for that!!'' Nick yells as he searches his pockets for a weapon. ''aha I've got you now!!'' the Nick yells as he pulls a weapon '' A B.B. gun!? when did I pu'' the nick is Tackled by the chicken.you can hear a massive echo from the bone shattering hit.The Nick now in mid air realizes that the chicken is going to hurt him very badly.The Chicken starts pecking the Nick in mid air(like a one sided dragon ball Z fight).As the Purple Chicken Finishes pecking The Nick,the chicken flings the nick several thousand feet away.Now the nick lay on the floor, he starts thinking of a plan.The Nick checks his surroundings and searches for another weapon.He finds one grenade and a RPG, as the nick gets up he hears the massive chicken comming towards him.It stops just a few hundred feet away and stares right at the Nick as he too looked right at the chicken.The Nick standing there with blood comming out of his mouth,covered in bruises,and with deep cuts the Nick bravely yells ''I HAD YOUR MOM FOR BREAKFEAST!!''.The Chickens eyes burn with anger and rushes towards The Nick.Nick quickly runs to the side evading the attack,He quickly grabs the grenade and throws it towards the chickens head as it turns around.The grenade goes off right in front of the Chickens eyes.It starts to moving eradictly untill it falls down near a Gas station.''what luck I have there a fuel truck there'' the nick mutters to himself as he pulls the RPG from his front pocket(I have no Idea how I maneged to fit that into my pocket).the Nick locks on to the gas station were the Chicken lay stunned ''Its Over, DIE!!!!''the nick yells as he fires the RPG setting of a massive explosion like a small thermal nuclear device going off.As the dust settles there is nothing left of the chicken and the Nick proudly stands over the creater and begins to go home.''Finally I get to play some Monster Hunter'' the nick exclaimed while laying on his bed.''ahh good times''.The Nick suddenly hears something crash outside with people screaming, The Nick goes to the window opens the Curtain and looks outside.''BAWK''
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