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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.


Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

WORDS WOMEN USE:
Study this boys and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh " means she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing ".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs " mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.

GO AHEAD.

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay. "

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks. " A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot " when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Becareful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh ", as she will only
tell you "Nothing. "

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying ******** YOU!