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New cybornetic implants have been added to JP. The evil doctor is most pleased with the results. The upgrades include...

1. An alien doomsday device found aboard JP's abandoned saucer. The device has been modified my Dr. Chills Von Frills, and is wired directly to JP's brain.(side note- this device is not always visable)
2. A mechanical jaw, and mechanical tongue. The tongue is equiped with a lazer, and acid saliva. The jaw is powerfull enough to rip apart any known earth metal, and some from JP's homeworld.
3. Proto-type bionic eyes.
4. Fish gills.(even though they are not cybornetic..)

The origin of JP, and Dr. Chills Von Frills

Once apon a time...

The crazed scientist Dr. Chills Von Frills heard that Area 51 had captured an alien, and had begun testing. She planned to use the alien's DNA to construct an army. The evil doctor suited up in her mechanical robo-doom-suit, and easily broke into the facility. JP was losing oxygen, but the doctor saved his life using CPR. She threw JP into the trunk, and drove off, heading for her base in Virginia. On the way they stoped by a Motel 8, and fell in love.They made love, and in the heat of the moment, JP poked out Dr. Frills eye (hence the eye-patch). They have joined forces, have had alot of sex, and have been plotting to take over the planet every since.

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[[POST #1 IS NOW IN VOID]]

how awesome is my journal title? hm? awesome isnt it...
YOU KNOW IT IS!!!

so.. yeah, this is the first post in my awesome awesome weblog. Just something I though you all might want to know..
my avatar is an alien that was taken to a facility were they planned to do horrible earth tests on him, but he escaped.
He now wears a gorilla mask to protect is alien identity.

The End burning_eyes