With ExoMechEtherial (Pax) as St. Peter.
ExoMechEtherial: "All these God damned pussies coming to me every day... 'Oh! I just died! I'm scared! Please have pity! Send me to heaven!' That's not my job! No... my job is have bigger cojnes than the breaded wuss beyond the pearlies!"
ExoMechEtherial: "I'm the one who has to ******** follow those crapshit's religious beliefs! I'm the one who has stand here all ******** eternity judging them because mister I-Only-Work-Size-Days back there is a p***y!"
ExoMechEtherial: "You think I like sending every single ******** catholic into Hell?! No! Some of them are pretty decent people! But... y'know... dogma."
raven yun: "You mean like that movie with George Carlin as a priest?!"
ExoMechEtherial: "So as it is on earth, so shall it be in Heaven... His decree, not mine. Just another way to not take the wrap for his own creations, the pansy-assed ********."
ExoMechEtherial: "Still... there are time that the job doesn't blow me like a two-dollar Tijuana Crabs Special."
ExoMechEtherial: "Sometimes I get a real piece of work. s**t of the earth. Pimple on Satan's a** who thinks just because he recants on his deathbed that he'll go in. Now hose kinds of people are usually Protestants, and you know what I tell them? 'You don't have dogmatic law, ********! Your fate is in my hands now, b***h!" Yeah, the looks on their faces when I bullshit like that is priceless... and lamost worth sending them in afterward."
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