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Nothing interesting to report, no sir. Gettin' mah gold and going to bed.

WHY ARE YOU READING THESE HAVE YOU NO LIFE?

...Go to your local library, plunk your b***h a** down in front of a computer, and go read "The Practice Effect." There, I just saved your brain from further meltdown.

Cha-ching.

Hey folks, Waki here with a comprehensive list of the goodies in Marcus's private stash. If you're a red-blooded American such as myself, or simply wish to impress your friends by rattling off some types of guns employed by the mainly by U.S. marines and some others around the world, (along with some sci-fi stuff I've made up for the sole purpose of making me giggle), this list was made with you in mind. Enjoy.

(All weapons are assumed to be loaded and battle-ready unless otherwise specified.)

6 M4 carbines
1 M16A4 rifle with full range of attachments
SOF Combat Assault Rifle
Remington M870 shotgun
2 SIG SG 550 assault rifles
Barrett M99 sniper rifle
McMillan Tac-50 sniper rifle
M110 SASS
XM-107 Tactical Sniper rifle
3 M40A3 sniper rifles with standard marine config.
Desert Arms sniper rifle

2 Sig Sauer P228
17 pineapple Mk 2 grenades
2 semi-auto M1911 pistols
2 Glock 29
2 Heckler & Koch P2000
2 Ruger MK III
2 Smith and Wesson .500
2 Jericho 941

M2 Flamethrower (No fuel)
Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher

16 throwing knives, with carrying strap
Machete + Sharpening tools
Katana with knuckle guard
2 Dragon Skin body armor, small
2 Dragon Skin body armor, medium
2 Dragon Skin body armor, large
2 Dragon Skin body armor, XL
Marine NCO sword
Switchblades, various sizes and colors
Swiss army knife
Taser
3 month supply of bottled water, MRE's, and first aid kit


The rest of these are either purely made up, designed by Jeremy and then built with agency funding, or made by the standard "A wizard did it" defense.

-Crossbow with scope and Liquid Nitrogen bolts (explode upon contact)
-3 cases of one dozen UV grenades (release a powerful blast of ultraviolet radiation after pin is pulled; mimics effects of the sun and extremely deadly to vampires. Gives everybody else mild sunburn.
-Nano-camera grenade sad Not actually a grenade, but actually thousands of tiny robots that scatter upon impact and scan the surrounding area, sending the information back wirelessly to Jeremy's computer.
-Infrared contant lenses sad Activated by touch, these lenses allow the wearer to see in the infrared spectrum.)
Ultrasound Shotgun(Fires concentrated burst of ultrasound that can liquefy living tissue)
Se7en(Combo Grappling hook launcher, Geiger counter, sub machine gun, metal detector, electric lock pick, radar/radio jammer, and flare gun)

And of course, the ever sexy 1969 Ford Boss Mustang, shown here before the numerous aftermarket mods.





...More to come, it's 5:13 and I have class in 3 hours.

Wee, back at college. God did I need this weekend... lotta fun craziness; my first (and probably not last) kidnapping, cake baking (word of advice, never substitute wonton oil for vegetable, it don't work so hawt) and INDIAN KNIFE FIGHTING! Wewt. Graw, but I'm gonna miss my lady... long distance relationships suck, but seeing the person, no matter how briefly, totally makes up for it. wink Y'all stay funky fresh.

-Dan "Bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time... haha, there are three things wrong with that sentence, coming from me" Wegleitner

and 50 gold for me.

Alrighty, I'm going to collect my free gold here and then hit the sack. G'nite everybody.

Ow. ******** ow. I walked 5 minutes to the library to get some books without gloves. It's been 20 minutes and I still don't have feeling in my left thumb and right middle finger, and all my fingernails feel like they're trying to rip themselves out of my fingers. God I hate this state.

This RP thing is actually pretty fun. Sadly, I'm the impatient jackass who sits and curses at the computer when people don't update, as if that will help matters any. Oh well. A watched topic never updates. I'ma go get food...

It is negative 40 degrees outside. Interestingly, -40 F and -40 C are equal... unfortunately, they also equally SUCK ELEPHANT DONG. ********. Well, at least hell will be nice and comfy after this bs....