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Fave quotes:
Naruto didn't react to Sasuke being kicked, just peered down to make sure that Sasuke couldn't hear the conversation and continued. "Well... I thought that if he had a sexy girl to get a kid with--I mean... my sexy-no-jutsu has bigger... assets.. than you do and I thought Sasuke'd appreciate it more. But it wouldn't hold even past Sasuke getting... er... busy." He found that it was rather difficult to talk about it with Sakura, who was started to glower at him. -A Better Mousetrap by Aishuu.
"She's just pissed cause Sasuke didn't sleep with her. He snuck out the window first." Same story.
"I need to get home. It is almost Hinata-sama's bedtime and I need to tuck her in.",Neji was alarmed at what he just said,"Wait,did I just say that out loud?"-Neko of Youth by Uchiha Natsuko.
60 Ways to piss off, annoy, and/or embarrassed Sasuke by Ashchethem
13. Run around the whole town screaming “Help! Sasuke’s trying to rape me!”
8. Ask how often him and Naruto get it on. wink wink
10. Say “Sasuke, you have a nice but” and run away as fast as you can.
15. Kiss him passionately and say “that’s from Naruto”. I bet’cha he’ll have a ‘blush fit’ and run all the way home. (i am so doing this one!)
18. Offer to be his eternal sex slave.
30. Tell him his fly’s open then kick him in the shin.
38. Tell him he smells like Naruto. ( Gee. I wonder why cough cough )
46. Pinch his a** and blame it on passing people.
54. Pick up a box of condoms and ask if they belong to him.
55. Steal his ‘kunai’
(Those were just my faves from that story, if you want to see the rest, go read it! it's hilarious!)
“Hey, it’s the middle of the night, Gaara. Geez…put a shirt on!” The puppeteer laughed a little as his younger brother tinged pink. -Heat by Tama-chan40
“Ooh…maybe you’re horny or something, Gaara.” He replied seriously.- Same story.
“Man, Gaara…you’re supposed to know this stuff. Anyway, heat is what happens to people like us when it’s mating season for demons.” He explained a matter-of-factly. Gaara couldn’t help but think back to what Kunkuro had said earlier. “Basically, you get a weird feeling in your stomach around women and you have some kind of reaction in your pants when one touches or gets close to you. Oh, and you feel really perverted! I’m telling you…it’s a nightmare.” Naruto continued. Gaara suddenly felt weak. He moaned and lied his head on the table, fainting. Naruto’s soothing voice echoed around him. “WTF?!! Gaara!”…never mind.- Still the same story.
"Sasuke-kun, what do I do with this?"
"You suck it."
Oh God... they are... and in the KITCHEN!-Kakashi's dirty mind by Chained-Monkey
If Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were doing what he thought they were doing then... he would most likely have to clean up after them. It was his kitchen after all. Oh the horror!-Same story.
"NARUTO! What do you MEAN it's STUCK? I can NOT walk around like this! I'll look weird, Ino would never let me live it down."- Same frickin story.
FLASH BACK (yay!)
Naruto: You can’t fix it...
Sasuke: Yes, I can. (Concentrates on toaster)
Naruto: No, you can’t.
Sasuke: Yes, I can.
Naruto: No, you can’t!
Sasuke: Yes, I can! (Closes eyes)
Naruto: NO, YOU CAN’T!
Sasuke: (face is reddening)
Naruto: NO, YOU CAN’T! NO, YOU CAN’T!
Sasuke: WELL, I WOULD BE ABLE TO IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP!
Naruto: (pouts)
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: ... I still say you can’t fix it...
Sasuke: ARRG!!
A few minutes later
Naruto: (locked in girls bathroom) HELP!
END FLASHBACK - Party in Konoha by Blackfire133
Giggles: OMG! (Slaps Naruto) You can see through my shirt?
Naruto: (shakes head sadly) No... but I can see through Sakura’s...
Sakura: (crosses her arms in front of her chest) OMG!
Sasuke: (snickers to himself)-Same story
Giggles: Well, I was just saying-
Sasuke: You weren’t even here when we were talking about it... (glares at Naruto)
Naruto: (swallows) Oh um...
Sakura: Naruto? (Places hands on hips) Where you eavesdropping?
Naruto and Sasuke: (eyeing Sakura’s chest)
Sakura: AH! (Covers chest)
Sasuke: Aww... (bows head disappointed)-Same story
Giggles: Oh, I’ve done it many times! You just block one ear and stick the other one in macaroni... it really works! (Nods)
Naruto: (nods too)
Sakura: Uh...
Sasuke: You’ve never done that before? (Looks at Sakura as if she’s a freak)
Sakura: No...
Silence
Naruto: Well then...
Sakura: Yup...
Giggles: (humming ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ from Lion King)
Sasuke: Hn...-Yes! SAME STORY!!!
Suddenly Yoake entered he room, crawling on all fours after Akamaru and giggling. Kiba came in after her and sat down next to you.
“She wants to be a dog when she grows up.” He explained, nodding at Yoake.
“Hmmm… where’s Sakura?” you asked.
“Trying to keep Naruto from eating all the food.”-The Pain of Memories The Promise of Future by DesertCat
Sasuke sat next to you with a sigh.
“You’re welcome.” He said.
“Fine” you muttered darkly, “thank you for making me dinner Uchiha.”
“You’re welcome” he repeated, smiling this time.
“O.k. what did you do?” you questioned.
“What are you talking about” he replied innocently.
“You know what I’m talking about” you grumbled, eyeing the ramen suspiciously. “did you poison it or..?”
“You honestly think I keep poison in the kitchen?”
“Yeah, right next to the cereal I bet”
“Actually it’s under the sink, and I wasn’t trying to poison you. All I put in were three jalapeños, a couple bell peppers, and half a bottle of hot sauce.”-Yup, same one.
Sasuke on the phone- Hello? Is this Ichiraku Ramen?
Ramen Dude- Yes this is!
Sasuke- Is Mike there? Mike Rotch?
Ramen Dude yells to the crowd- Hey every one! Has anybody seen Mike Rotch!-What They Don't Say by Luv2Laf (dude, i can't believe the ramen guy fell for it!)
Director- AAANND…Action!
Naruto- Oh, Sakura-chan, your voice is so high and scratchy! Sometimes you sound like someone strangling a cat!
Sakura- WHAT?
Director- CUT! Damn it Naruto! You’re supposed to say how lovely and soft her voice is!
Naruto- But I can’t help it! Everybody knows it’s true! Am I right? Am I?
The whole camera staff nod their heads-Same story dudes
Hinata- I’m sorry Daddy…I should have told you about Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, Gaara and Kakashi 9 months ago…-Guess what? IT'S THE SAME ONE!
Sasuke on live channel 7 news
Reporter- Sasuke, you just defeated Orochimaru. What are you going to do now?
Sasuke- grins like an idiot I’m going to Disney Land. -...Why do I even bother?! ( i wanna go to disney land with him!!)
Sasuke- Throws N64 control GODDAMNIT!
Naruto- goofy grin Gee Sasuke-teme, I guess Pac Man just isn’t your thing. -lol, i love this story!
Naruto- in jail cell with Sasuke Man, she sure didn’t look like a cop, did she? -no, Naruto, she didn't, lol.