Venom's Salute to Clint Eastwood, 'cause you are amazing!
Clint Eastwood is awesome in every movie he stars in, some good ones are the 'Dirty Harry' series, 'Any Which Way but Loose' (where he has a sidekick named Cyde..who is..an Orangutan!), and all of his westerns, the most notable western of his in my mind is 'High Plains Drifter' and 'The Good, The bad, and The Ugly'.. you should, definately see it some time if you have any taste what so ever, or I can manipulate you will in any way..
In Highplains Drifter, he is a wandering Gun Slinger, and he is like.. SUPER BADASS.. I needn't say more.. its..Clint, with a revolver, and he shoots stuff..amazing...
The High Plains Drifter..Ode to Clint Eastwood..
Are you feeling lucky?
Did He fire five shots or six?
The high plains drifter, rolls into town on his steed..
He is everywhere, but nowhere to be seen...
The high plains drifter..
He is as unforgiven as the desert..
As deadly as a rattler..
His hands are as fast as the lightning..
You'll be dead before you ever even raise your gun...
All those with corrupt and evil hearts, who intend to rob and steal..
Flee from the seen, of The High Plains drifter...
The one, who will always be triumphant..
The High plains drifter...
The High Plains drifter...
He cannot be forgotten or destroyed..
You are eternally immortal..Clint Eastwood..
Did He fire five shots or six?
The high plains drifter, rolls into town on his steed..
He is everywhere, but nowhere to be seen...
The high plains drifter..
He is as unforgiven as the desert..
As deadly as a rattler..
His hands are as fast as the lightning..
You'll be dead before you ever even raise your gun...
All those with corrupt and evil hearts, who intend to rob and steal..
Flee from the seen, of The High Plains drifter...
The one, who will always be triumphant..
The High plains drifter...
The High Plains drifter...
He cannot be forgotten or destroyed..
You are eternally immortal..Clint Eastwood..
Well that's that.. *WAVEY TIME!* What have we learned today children? That Clint Eastwood is the most badass person in existance of course! Chuck Norris and Stephen Segal can try as they might.. Jason Bourne and Jack Bower might think they are cool.. But, it is Clint Eastwood who will always come out unscathed and on top...
