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Obese Maurice && Friends Episode 1


Little Fred- "Hey Maseo got any gum."

Maseo the obvious- "Go beg Tim for some gum, Fred."

Little Fred- "Got any gum Timmy?"

Invalid Tim- "Don't call me Timmy!"

Little Fred- *Eyes go red.* "You didn't answer my question."

Invalid Tim- "No I don't have gum." *Little Fred kicks Tim onto the road*

Maseo the obvious- "That doesn't look to safe..." *Little Fred glares at him* "Never mind..."

Obese Maurice- " I have some gum. Do you like spearmint?" *Angels sing in the background.*

Little Fred- "Thank you random stranger!" *Takes gum from Maurice*

Maseo the obvious- "I dont think you should take gum from...nevermind."

Obese Maurice- "Uh...shouldn't someone go get him off the road?"

Maseo the obvious- "Nah, that usually happens when he doesn't have gum."

Obese Maurice- "I am not intitled to tell you my-"

Little Fred- "His name is Maseo, mine's Fred, and the kid sprawled out on the road is Timmy."

Invalid Tim- "Don't call me Timmy!" *Truck runs Tim over*

Little Fred- "Is it starting to rain?"

Maseo the obvious- "Unfortunatly...no."

Obese Maurice- "I think I'm going to be sick."

Little Fred- "Thats to bad for Timmy..."

Invalid Tim- "Don't...call...me...Timmy..."

Maseo the obvious- "Ah! How is he still alive!?"

Little Fred- "Oh, my bad." *Pulls out walkie-talkie* "Okay,back it up." *Truck starts beeping.*

Invalid Tim- "No!...No!" *Tim gets run over again*

Kam-Kam- "Scandabulicious!"

THE END
Well that isn't even the beginning we already have several episodes ready and they are even more violent then this one and wayyyyyyy more funny look out for new episodes!!!


For the full descriptions of all the characters go to asoukyone's profile.
( I am Co-captain and the character Maseo the obvious. )