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Dear Aris Illusoire,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Narwhal you saw in Condom Sense-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left chest to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand rapes to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Lady gaga, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the face for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours sideways,
Nazi Slide