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Random rant 1
WalMart.........ever just sit down, and wonder about that place? so u think they brainwash us, or something? i mean, everyone shops there......yet no one likes the place! everyone hates walMart. Too long of lines, never has what you are looking for(though they carry the cheap stuff, half price!), its dirty, etc. yet everyone goes there! everyone has some deoderant that has a name that no one has heard before, that they bought for a buck at walmart. Or some goldWhales, and off barnd of goldfish, and a buck cheaper! I mean, its madness!! mad, like all the employees who work there, me included. Seriously, someday, you should go to the back, and listen in on their conversations. We will be singing Cuckoo for Cokoa Puffs comervials, and impersonating Fred Flinstone. And a lunch, we eat from the store!! i mean, there must be something int he food! liek those 25 cent cup of noodles....luv those things, and they give me gas. badly. you know, like, it kinda hurts kinda of badly. I take at least 3 trips a day to make sure i dont shard myself. And if i did, i wouldnt worry, just buy some more underwear......FROM WALMART!!!!!!!!!! you know, like boxer briefs. I luv those things. Nice and tight around the waist, ad yet loose enough to not squeeze a guys cash and prizes, so to speak. but i never understood. When you first put them on, the are nice and snugg, everywhere. comfortable. BUt then 3 days later, they are all loose!Like boxers......its uncomfortable. So i have to change them. i hate wedgies.......shiver. i used to get them wheni wore boxers. expecially when i wrestled. I didnt know any better my first year, so i wore boxers.......yeah, not coll lookking when im picking at my crack every 5 minutes. i dont see how u girls can wear thongs, or g0string. i mean, thats gotta be uncomfortable! riding up there all day.........man. I will admit, they look hot as heck...but come one! you would do that for the sake of looking hot, and throw away comfort!?!?!? man........all to impress guys. we should feel special. you women seem to do alot just to imprees us. so, i would like to say, on behalf of all the guys out there........THANK YOU! i mean it, we luv it when you walk by, wearing your tight jeans, low cut shirt and smile politely when you walk by. MAN! you know we are watching you walk away! thank you, from the bottom of our hearts! the very bottom....like, right there near all the other stuff we luv. like games, sports, and those little umbrellas that come in our drinks. you know with all the pretty colors, and they can even close! they rock! oh oh, and movie stubs! we have to keep every stub from the movies we watch! ask every guy, most will say they keep them, or have kept them. I still do! i have some from almsot a year ago! i had more, but my old wallet got stolen.......or mabey i threw it away at McDonalds, by accident........i dont know.......well, i better end this. it shall continue at some other time.........mabey........
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