Distracted driving is terrible, yes. But what exactly is distracting? Well, there is...
1.) Family
2.) Cell phones/electronics
3.) Billboards
4.) Smart cars
5.) "The Point System"
6.) Chain letters
7.) Pegasi poop on the windshield
8.) Flying Polands
9.) Wild Pokemon
10.) Manatees
11.) Chuck Norris
12.) Internet memes
13.) Dressed-up dogs
14.) Godzilla
15.) Dust storms
16.) Screaming monkeys
17.) Raining pop-tarts
18.) Rings
19.) Willow trees
20.) Any proper noun in general
21.) Dragons
22.) Dishrags
23.) Gummy bears
24.) Hunting rifles
25.) Otakus
26.) Neon signs
27.) The zombie apocalypse
28.) Motivational speakers
29.) Hamburgers!
30.) The tooth fairy
31.) French toast
32.) Goombas
33.) Parades
34.) Cosplayers
35.) Seahorses
36.) Peach cobblers
37.) The Space Needle
38.) Corn Flakes
39.) Neko girls
40.) School buses
41.) Broken glass
42.) Nostalgia Critic
43.) Otakus
44.) Draco Malfoy, portrayed by Lauren Lopez
45.) Chainsaws
46.) Poker chips
47.) Screenwriting
48.) Mermaids
49.) Hades, the underworld
50.) Earthworms
51.) Money!
52.) Ice cubes
53.) Superheroes
54.) Blackberries
55.) Butterflies
56.) The awesomeness of Prussia!
57.) Spaceships
58.) The Triforce
59.) Regulatory signs
60.) Iridescence
61.) Pretty sunsets
62.) Voice commands
63.) Beached whales
64.) Lunar eclipses
And, let's not all forget the most important one...
THE MEANING OF LIFE
....Wow, I'm gonna be a terrible driver. Just pray that we never share the same road, and byyye!
