Recently I've been asked many questions about myself lately. It's gotten to a point that I've started to get sick of it all. So here the most frequently asked questions so that you can stop filling my inbox with mindless rubbish.
Q: Wow Nodnarb that's a nifty cape! Is it true that you have a cape for every occasion?
A: Why yes my good Gaians, I do! Musketeer, Witch, Colonial, Dark, Lunar, Solar, Jacked I have a wide variety of capes to choose from. Most likely you will see me in my favorites: The Lunar Cloak or the Jacked Cape.
Q: Hey I was wondering can you donate to my quest?
A: I'm sorry now I can't. See all the nifty things I have? They were obtained through questing and saving, unless you are my friend or know me IRL I'm afraid I can't donate to you.
Q: I notice you mention bacon quite a lot. What's up with that?
A: It's simple really. Nodnarb + Bacon=happy. I enjoy my bacon what can I say?
Q: So you're pretty wealthy right? What's your current gold count?
A: Wrong I am poor. VERY POOR. So poor that i can't pay attention more or less buy what i want. That's what you get when you quest all the time.
Q: You say you're a doctor, but what qualifications do you have?
A: Only the best there is! I've attended Doctor Mario's School for Advanced Pill Stacking every day since 1992! Mwhahaha! Nintendo Youth Crew 92, yeeeeaahhh boy!
Q: What's the deal with you and rare fish? Is it true you avidly seek them?
A: Yes the rumors are true. I DO whore rare fish, at least the Tinos.
: So are you like famous or something? Why do people know who you are?
A: Ummm people know who I am? Cool! No, I'm far from being considered anywhere near the greatness of the Great Ones Alexi_Jameson or Cubic. They are famous. I'm just sort of recognized because i spend a great deal of my time in the fishing forum.
Q: What's the deal with your Gotis? Why name them?
A: I'm sorry, that's really none of your business and that's all you really need to know.
Q: Can I be your friend?
A: I usually don't add people. If you want to be my friend you're going to have to talk to me often or have similar interests on Gaia. You'll also have to send me the invitation, I feel awkward asking people to be my friend. As long as you meet these conditions and are not looking to get donations from me all the time then yes, you can be my friend.
Q: Neat siggy, will you make me one?
A: No, wank off I don't do commissions. I do them for friends or people I respect only. Chances are you don't fall in that category.
Q: Exuse mi wat is the best prise guid to use????
A: Common sense and intuition!
Q: What's the deal with you and grammar?
A: I was taught the proper way to use the English language. I don't see a reason to desecrate it with words such as: LOL, ROFL, STFU. These are simply childish attempts to save a measly 3 seconds typing a word. Is your sentence so life-altering and life-and-death that it must be seen three seconds earlier?! Then go ahead, note that you will seem at least 30 points less intelligent in my eyes though.
Q: Why do you see profanity as such a bad thing? Everybody does it.
A: Not me. Profanity is exactly what is called. It is profane and should never be used.
Q: Why don't you go for a trophy in fishing? You're definitely good enough!
A: Goodness No! There are players out there far better than me! Plus I have a busy schedule as it to be fishing 8+ hours a day. I'd rather just fishing maybe 20-25 games a day and make a small profit then have to shell out major money and eventually lose in the long run.
Q:Can I PM you if I have a question that isn't on here?
A:Yes you can but please label your PM "Question" so that I can easily sort you into my question section so I can get to my friends first.
nodnarb rotcod Community Member 
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Nitemare HeadBand, random event
Angelic Headband, random event
Angelic Scarf, donation item
Penguin Slippers, donation item
Zombie Labcoat, event item
Tootin Tino Mask, Fishing Mask
Buckin Bino Mask, Fishing Mask
Chargin Chino Mask, Fishing Mask
Bouncy Antennea, random event
Panda Hat, donation item 