Yeah, I thought I had to write this somewhere. First written by God aka Brianna aka xx_Jeff_the_emo_rock_xx
Once upon a time there was a baby. That baby has been dropped on its head multiple times. That baby then became an amazing person named Jeffere McScruffie. One day Jeffy met a beautiful girl named Alyssa. Her waist was as tiny as a noodle. Due to her size he called her noodle, then they got married. He was the Romeo to her Juliet, their story was not as sad as theirs either. Then Jeffy became God, his followers were known as scruffums and were devoted as can be. A priest named Steve decided he would record the teachings of Jeffere McScruffie,The book was known as The ******** Book and was a best seller. It was soon on Oprahs list as a number one best seller. As Jeff and Noodle lived happy Noodle found out she was pregnant and gave birth to a beautiful baby boy they named Jesus. Jesus was soon known as the savior of Scruffums. When Jeffy was busy rocking out to the gospels, Blink 182. Soon as despicable evil arose known as Derek and Jevilff, satan and the anti christ. They were soon banished to the accursed places. Africa, Italy, blue collar states, and Israel. Soon after the blue haired maiden named Michelle arose, she was truly devoted to Jeffere McScruffie and in love with the new Pope, John Steve the first. This is the story of how Jeffere McScruffie came about. If thou does not sin thou can go to heaven which is the luxor hotel in vegas. Love and listen to Jeffe and thou shalt not be smited. God bless and ******** you.
 bong0 bongo · Tue Apr 07, 2009 @ 02:35am · 0 Comments |
