Take me to the bathroom cuz I got the runs.
Did the bring me Pepto when I asked for tums.
The saddest dump I've ever met, but you can bet before I'm through.
Some how I, will not die, from this poo.
Burning from my hemorrhoid, like fire, within.
Bring me flushable wipes I'm sure to win.
I should of not had that taco bell, and you'd think I get a clue.
I hope I will not die from this poo.
It burns I gotta catch my breath, and it really hurts my booty.
why I was a fool eating lunch with Jim.
This poop has em scared to death.
Hope it doesn't eat right through me.
Now I wish my cream was not with Tim.
Be a man, my s**t's as swift as a coursing river.
It has a force of a great typhoon.
It has a burn of a raging fire.
Can't feel my legs, cuz I been here since
Nooooooon~
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