In the picture it says "Miruku Zansatsu" next to the character in hiragana which means "Milk Massacre" but, since it's referring to a name instead of milk you'd say it as "Miruku Massacre".
Created by: Tokimoto Doshiro (me)
Picture of: My friend Miruku's character
A Short-Story...
February 14, 2008 (completly made-up date?! sweatdrop ): Matt has passed on.
February 26, 2008: Matt's Funeral.
It is a mournful day at the Yukai* Funeral Homes. All of his closest friends and some other un-important people came to the funeral.
MIRUKU: I-I *Sniff* can't believe he's...*sniff*...
TOKI: Dead?
MIRUKU: DON'T SAY THAT!!! Your so heartless Toki! *sniffle*
TOKI: Jeez! Sorry! I understand how hard it is to lose a loved one. Hell! I just lost L! How do ya think I feel?!
MIRUKU: Oh will you just get over that already! He's been dead fer almost a month now!!!
TOKI: Well at least now Matt can play all the dance dance revolution, zombie fighting, and grand theft auto games in heven all he wants!... Chikushome!*
The man in charge of Yukai Funeral Homes approches Miruku with caution.
FUDO*: Uh... Are you Mashimaro-sama?
MIRUKU: *sniff* Y-Yes...
FUDO: Well we have som ebad news for you... uhhhh... how do I put this?.... Your boyfriend, Matt, yeah well... his body was stolen over night.. and-
MIRUKU: WHAT?! burning_eyes
Miruku opens her purse. She pulls out a large knife.
MIRUKU: WHERE'S MATT'S BODY?!!! scream
Miruku thrusts the knife through the neck of a defensless bystanding, completly slicing off her head.
RANDOM PERSON: Kyaaaa!
TOKI: And I thought I was crazy!
Toki slowly tip-toed away with Near, Mello, and Light following right behind her. Miruku continued to butcher what was left of the innocent people.
mrgreen THE END! mrgreen
(NO PEOPLE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING)
*Fudo= God of Fire and Wisdom
*Yukai= Happy
*Chikushome= Son of a b***h
 Tokimoto Doshiro · Sat Apr 19, 2008 @ 07:08am · 1 Comments |
