So throughout the my years here at Gaia, I've found a good few interesting passages, by a good few interesting people. Here's a couple of things I've found recently:

Adrenal Lynn
To troll or not to troll: that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in mind to make others suffer
The spelling and ranting of outrageous n00bs
Or to take a chill pill against a sea of literacy
And by not opposing end them?- To troll,-to hate,-
No more; and by a troll to say we end
The n00bishness, and the thousand flaming words
That n00bs are heir to, -'tis a constant pain
Devoutly to be unwish'd. To troll,- to hate;-
To hate: perchance to be idiotic:- ay, there's the rub;
For in that hate of trolls what idiocy may come,
When we have shuffled off this dumbass's foil,
Must give us pause: there's the disrespect
That makes literacy of so short life;
For who would bear the flames and porn of trolls,
The thread maker's wrong, the proud troll's contumely,
The pangs of despis'd literates, the mod's delay,
The insolence of GD, and the spurns
That reader merit of the unworthy posts,
When he himself might his ban make
With a bold report post? who would trolls bear,
To read and report under a weary n00b,
But that dread of something dull,-
The undiscover'd low, from whose boredom
No literate returns,- puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those trolls we have
Than fly to mods that we know of?
Thus boredom does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of the GD
Is sicklied o'er with the bright text of n00bs;
And enterprises of great literacy and purpose,
With this regard, their points turn awry,
And lose the name of purpose.


HumanAfterAll
HumanAfterAll: Remind ya of the mist?
Friend: The fog.
HumanAfterAll: What?
Friend: The fog.
HumanAfterAll: No the mist, like the movie.
Friend: I liked the fog.
HumanAfterAll: I didn't like it. I thought it was gay.
Friend: Well maybe it is! Did you think of that?!
HumanAfterAll: Well maybe i'll take the mist and f**k the fog in the @$$ with it!
Friend: Well maybe the mist wouldn't be upset if the fog would call it in the morning.
HumanAfterAll: the mist doesn't do that baby
Friend: Well maybe the mist should extend... maybe try a little.
HumanAfterAll: Maybe the fog should stop being a whiny little bi**h and grow up!

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HumanAfterAll: The fog wasn't complaining last night when the mist was pounding it in the @$$!

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Friend: The fog was content.


In topic: What does OMGWTF mean?
ill_logic
Oh My Gonads!!! Wait...They're Fine.

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That's all I can remember at the moment, but if you think you have something that's worthy of being up in here, send it over and I'll be the judge. ;3
(Or if I said something you said was awesome, but forgot about it, just remind me lol)