A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom"
With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy
and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not
only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be
growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
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