1. The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.
2. Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
3.Patient: Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time.
Doctor: That’s good John; when did you start walking?
Patient: When I got your bill doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it.
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