HELL YES!
I Hated Every Second Of It.
Oh, And I Was Awake The WHOLE TIME!!
;_______;
WARNING:
THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS SHOULD NOT READ FOR THE GRAHHIC MENTAL IMAGES AND TMI MOMENTS!
justsoyougaizkno...
I Got Surgery On My Tongue.
Now I KNOW You All Going To Ask, "OMG WAI DID U GET SERGERY ON UR TONGE??", So Here Goes:
I'm Tongue-Tied.
(Le Gasp)
That's The Main Reason I Have My Lisp.
(Which Makes Me Sound Gayer Than I Really Am. <<;; )
The Bottom Part Of My Tongue Was Connected Too Far Up, Thus Making It Hurt Whenever I Stuck My Tongue Out.
And Whenever I Lifted My Tongue Up, It Pulled The Bottom Part Of My Gums!
D:
I Could Barely Make My Tongue Come Out Of My Mouth.
I Couldn't Lick My Teeth.
It Interfered With The Growing/Placement Of My Teeth.
Basically, It Was Making My Mouth A Living Hell-Hole.
<<;;
The Worst Part Is That I've Had This My Whole Life, And Nobody Bothered To Tell Me!
I've Always Known Something Was Wrong With My Tongue, But None Believed Me.
And All The Dentists I've Had Were ******** Morons!
Never Bothered To Tell Me...
I Switch To This Brand-New Dentist, And She Tells Me/My Mom Right On The Spot!
What The Hell!?
This Is The Only Good Dentist I've Ever Had!
D:
Okay, Onto The Surgery:
They Said It Would Only Take 10-15 Minutes Max.
Liars.
It Took About 20-30 Minutes.
And I Hated Every Single One Of Those Damn Minutes.
So They Start Off With The Numbing Process.
Imagine The Worst Tasting Fruit/Medicine Drink.
Now Add Some "Sting" And An Aftertaste Of Plastic.
Viola!
<<;;
I Accidentally Swallowed Some If It.
And It Made My Throat Numb Too.
But We'll Not Go Into Detail There.
Then They Put The Needles Through My Tongue.
They Could've Been At Least A Little Gentler With It!
Your Putting A Needle Through Someones Tongue, Not Pushing A Fatass Through A Hole!
D:
And They Didn't Even Numb My Whole Tongue!
The Right Side Was Numb, But I Still Had Full Feeling On My Left Side!
And That Didn't Go Too Well During The Surgery Process.
So I'm Sitting There For About 5 Minutes, Waiting For My Tongue To Numb.
All Of A Sudden, They Come In With All These Tools And Crap.
And Ya Know, That's Not Intimidating One Bit!
[/sarcasm]
Now The Actual Procedure Starts.
It Starts Out Fine, But I Could Feel EVERYTHING They Were Doing!
D:
Every Single Detail!
I Could Even Feel The Cutting!
I Didn't Hurt, It Just Felt Like They Were Pushing My Mouth.
Everything Was Going Fine, But Then I Started To Freak Out.
I Never Thought That I Would Freak Out During The Process.
I Was Never Nervous Going Into The Surgery, What Happened??
I Started Sweating, And My Legs Got All Twitchy.
At This Point They're Putting In The Stitches.
Now This Is Where The s**t Starts Hitting The Fan.
I Could Feel Them Poking Through My Tongue.
And I Saw The Strings That They Were Pulling Out.
They Had Blood On Them.
That's When My Mind Went Berserk.
Because Not Only Was I Seeing The Blood, I Was Tasting It!
They Said That I Started To Not Respond, And That I Went Pail.
Funny, Because I Can't Remember That!
So They Finnish, And I Pass Out.
Right Then And There, I Just Pass Out.
They Had To Forcefully Wake Me.
I Never Thought I'd Be The One To Pass Out Because Of Surgery.
Funny How That Happens.
The Lady Had To Walk Me To My Car!
XD
Embarrassing!
I Went Home, Went On Gaia, Then Fell Asleep.
For About 14 Hours.
Those Stitches Hurt Really Bad!
I Couldn't Speak/Eat/Open My Mouth At All For About A Day.
I Don't Think I've Ever Been Hungrier My Whole Life.
<<
Then Came The "Washing Your Mouth Out With Saltwater" Thing.
I Swear, I Almost Threw Up That Saltwater.
And My Mom Wasn't Helping At All!
She Was Making Plates And Plates Of Cookies!
I Could See 'Em, I Could Smell 'Em, But I Couldn't Eat 'Em.
;________;
Oh, What A Sad Day That Was.
Fast Forward To Right Now:
Most Of The Pain Has Gone Away, But I'm Still Unable To Talk.
I Can Eat Though!
I Had About 3 Bowls Of Soup And Ice Cream.
mmmmm.
Oh, And I Had To Miss A Day Of School.
That's About It.
Next On My List:
Wisdom Teeth.
>~<
Tata For Now!
~( ^ _ ^ )~
v( OwO )b
I Hated Every Second Of It.
Oh, And I Was Awake The WHOLE TIME!!
;_______;
WARNING:
THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS SHOULD NOT READ FOR THE GRAHHIC MENTAL IMAGES AND TMI MOMENTS!
justsoyougaizkno...
I Got Surgery On My Tongue.
Now I KNOW You All Going To Ask, "OMG WAI DID U GET SERGERY ON UR TONGE??", So Here Goes:
I'm Tongue-Tied.
(Le Gasp)
That's The Main Reason I Have My Lisp.
(Which Makes Me Sound Gayer Than I Really Am. <<;; )
The Bottom Part Of My Tongue Was Connected Too Far Up, Thus Making It Hurt Whenever I Stuck My Tongue Out.
And Whenever I Lifted My Tongue Up, It Pulled The Bottom Part Of My Gums!
D:
I Could Barely Make My Tongue Come Out Of My Mouth.
I Couldn't Lick My Teeth.
It Interfered With The Growing/Placement Of My Teeth.
Basically, It Was Making My Mouth A Living Hell-Hole.
<<;;
The Worst Part Is That I've Had This My Whole Life, And Nobody Bothered To Tell Me!
I've Always Known Something Was Wrong With My Tongue, But None Believed Me.
And All The Dentists I've Had Were ******** Morons!
Never Bothered To Tell Me...
I Switch To This Brand-New Dentist, And She Tells Me/My Mom Right On The Spot!
What The Hell!?
This Is The Only Good Dentist I've Ever Had!
D:
Okay, Onto The Surgery:
They Said It Would Only Take 10-15 Minutes Max.
Liars.
It Took About 20-30 Minutes.
And I Hated Every Single One Of Those Damn Minutes.
So They Start Off With The Numbing Process.
Imagine The Worst Tasting Fruit/Medicine Drink.
Now Add Some "Sting" And An Aftertaste Of Plastic.
Viola!
<<;;
I Accidentally Swallowed Some If It.
And It Made My Throat Numb Too.
But We'll Not Go Into Detail There.
Then They Put The Needles Through My Tongue.
They Could've Been At Least A Little Gentler With It!
Your Putting A Needle Through Someones Tongue, Not Pushing A Fatass Through A Hole!
D:
And They Didn't Even Numb My Whole Tongue!
The Right Side Was Numb, But I Still Had Full Feeling On My Left Side!
And That Didn't Go Too Well During The Surgery Process.
So I'm Sitting There For About 5 Minutes, Waiting For My Tongue To Numb.
All Of A Sudden, They Come In With All These Tools And Crap.
And Ya Know, That's Not Intimidating One Bit!
[/sarcasm]
Now The Actual Procedure Starts.
It Starts Out Fine, But I Could Feel EVERYTHING They Were Doing!
D:
Every Single Detail!
I Could Even Feel The Cutting!
I Didn't Hurt, It Just Felt Like They Were Pushing My Mouth.
Everything Was Going Fine, But Then I Started To Freak Out.
I Never Thought That I Would Freak Out During The Process.
I Was Never Nervous Going Into The Surgery, What Happened??
I Started Sweating, And My Legs Got All Twitchy.
At This Point They're Putting In The Stitches.
Now This Is Where The s**t Starts Hitting The Fan.
I Could Feel Them Poking Through My Tongue.
And I Saw The Strings That They Were Pulling Out.
They Had Blood On Them.
That's When My Mind Went Berserk.
Because Not Only Was I Seeing The Blood, I Was Tasting It!
They Said That I Started To Not Respond, And That I Went Pail.
Funny, Because I Can't Remember That!
So They Finnish, And I Pass Out.
Right Then And There, I Just Pass Out.
They Had To Forcefully Wake Me.
I Never Thought I'd Be The One To Pass Out Because Of Surgery.
Funny How That Happens.
The Lady Had To Walk Me To My Car!
XD
Embarrassing!
I Went Home, Went On Gaia, Then Fell Asleep.
For About 14 Hours.
Those Stitches Hurt Really Bad!
I Couldn't Speak/Eat/Open My Mouth At All For About A Day.
I Don't Think I've Ever Been Hungrier My Whole Life.
<<
Then Came The "Washing Your Mouth Out With Saltwater" Thing.
I Swear, I Almost Threw Up That Saltwater.
And My Mom Wasn't Helping At All!
She Was Making Plates And Plates Of Cookies!
I Could See 'Em, I Could Smell 'Em, But I Couldn't Eat 'Em.
;________;
Oh, What A Sad Day That Was.
Fast Forward To Right Now:
Most Of The Pain Has Gone Away, But I'm Still Unable To Talk.
I Can Eat Though!
I Had About 3 Bowls Of Soup And Ice Cream.
mmmmm.
Oh, And I Had To Miss A Day Of School.
That's About It.
Next On My List:
Wisdom Teeth.
>~<
Tata For Now!
~( ^ _ ^ )~
v( OwO )b
