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When you hear about Grimace
You may see it as simplistic
But in actuality
This creature is sadistic

He's 700 pounds
And over seven feet tall
Don't ever try to stop him
Cause he'll ram you through a wall

Never try to face Grimace
Just to be brave
When you see his face
You'll take it to the grave

He's been known
For having rabies
And even for devouring
Little bitty babies

He has made
Cast iron bend
And even caused
The whistling in the wind

No one can stop him
When he goes out and feeds
Cause this creature
Travels at warp speeds

He can be loud as thunder
Or quite as a mouse
He even once lived
In a cave behind my house

The Grimace fights cheap
And pulls out hair
He even beat up
Smokey the Bear

The Grimace would always
Like a milkshake
And if he doesn't get one
He'll make the Earth quake

I don't care
If you have a gun
If The Grimace sees you
You had better run

Guess what's more deadly
Than any kitchen applaince
Its the Ronald McDonald
And Grimace Alliance

No where is safe
Not even on farms
I bet you didn't know
The Grimace had four arms

The Grimace isn't really
A big mystery
He has caused destruction
All throughout history

He's even rarer
Than a baracuda
He caused all the strange
Occurences in Bermuda

When he gets mad
He can be mean
With one punch he gave
The Tower of Pisa its lean

There's only one like him
No other is the same
The Holocaust to him
Was just a really fun game

Ever heard of the Yetti?
I bet you didn't know
That the Yetti was actually
The Grimace covered in snow

When the Loch Ness Monster
Stole some of his fame
He killed old Nessy
And put her name to shame

You'll know when its him
His appearance is distinct
He made every single
Dinosaur become extinct

If the Grimace has ever
Made you feel dissed
Make sure you get
On My Grimace Haters List

If you ever see this creature
Just stand still as lead
Cause chances are
You're already dead