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RANDOM CRAP. YES. RANDOM CRAP.
Here's an edited version of my chatroom.
Okay guys, this happened today in Cards. For the sake of anonymity and the protection of others, the names have been changed. Additionally, for the sake of literacy, this conversation has been altered so it can be easily read by all.

May contain profanity.
Users have also been colorcoded to help grasp a better idea of who is speaking.

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The Interrogated enters the chat.
The Broad enters the chat.
The Broad: Hi!
The Broad: Who has a big d**k?
The Interrogated: I hope you’re a girl that’s asking; not a guy.
The Broad: Yes, I am a girl. Looking for a guy.
The Interrogated: A cute one?
The Broad: Yes, I am cute.
The Interrogated: Got email??
The Broad: Yes.
The Ignored: Looking for a guy? I can help with that.
The Interrogated: Add me to your e-mail.
The Broad: How old are you?
The Interrogated: How old are you?
The Broad: I asked first.
The Ignored: Old enough.
The Interrogated: 16 3/4. 17 in 17 days.
The Ignored: Cool.
The Interrogated: How old are you?
The Ignored: So, you looking for a boyfriend?
The Broad: Me?
The Interrogated: Yes, you.
The Broad: Yes, I am. And a sex partner.
The Ignored: What are you, a boy or girl?
The Interrogated: I’ll happily be yours. I just want to see a picture of you first.
The Ignored: Me?
The Interrogated: Add my email: The Interrogated@hotmail.com
The Ignored: Are you looking for a boyfriend?
The Interrogated: Add my e-mail!
The Broad: Me?
The Interrogated: Yes!
The Broad: I don’t have Hotmail.
The Ignored: If you wanna go out with me, say it.
The Interrogated: You said you got an e-mail.
The Broad: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
The Interrogated: Do you? Yes or no?
Innocent Bystander enters the chat.
The Broad: Yes. I am adding you right now.
The Interrogated: OK.
Innocent Bystander: 'ello!
The Ignored: You can add me too, yo.
The Interrogated: send me your best photos of yourself
The Ignored: Me?
Innocent Bystander: ....me?
The Interrogated: NOT YOU!
The Broad: I will.
The Interrogated leaves the chat.
The Ignored: How?
The Ignored: Who?
Innocent Bystander: xD
Innocent Bystander: Be right back.
The Interrogated enters the chat.
The Interrogated: Computer glitch. Sorry.
The Ignored: dame yo there 4 con shoud i win it maby
Innocent Bystander: ...huh?
Innocent Bystander leaves the chat.
The Broad: I am looking for you right now.
The Interrogated: Did you add me, Broad? Just gimme your email.
The Ignored leaves the chat.
The Broad: Itypoedmyemailaddress@yahoo.com
The Interrogated: Ok. I just added you.
The Broad: ThistimeIdidnttypo@yahoo.com
The Broad: E-mail me.
The Interrogated: I added you to my Windows Live Messenger.
The Broad: Okay. Want to have sex with me?
The Interrogated: I don’t know where you live. -.-
The Broad: Online sex.
The Interrogated: Don’t talk about this on Gaia! You can get banned!
The Interrogated: Talk over MSN.
The Broad: I mean--phone sex.
The Interrogated: Message me on MSN.
The Broad: I don’t have an MSN account.
The Interrogated: Make one!
The Broad: No! E-mail me.
The Interrogated: I did.
The Broad: Okay.
The Interrogated: Send me pictures of yourself. The "best" ones you have.
The Broad: You didn’t e-mail me!
The Interrogated: Yes. I sent it to ThistimeIdidnttypo@yahoo.com
The Broad: OK. I did not get it yet.
The Interrogated: Well, I sent it.
The Broad: OK. I believe you.
The Interrogated: My house is at BLEEP if you want to take a look; more private there.
The Broad: Where?
The Interrogated: Barton BLEEP.
The Interrogated: It’s at BLEEPITYBLEEP.
The Interrogated: House on the left.

The Broad: I don’t live in Canada.
The Interrogated: Huh?
The Broad: Your real house is in Canada.
The Broad leaves the chat.
The Interrogated: Yes.
The Interrogated: I meant my house in Gaia.

The Broad enters the chat.
The Broad: Hi!
The Interrogated: ?
The Broad: What don’t you understand?
Super McAwesome enters the chat.
Super McAwesome: Hello!
The Broad: Hello.
The Interrogated: This.
The Broad: What?
The Interrogated: You’re not at my house for "private talk".
The Broad: How do I get there?
The Hero: NOOB!
The Interrogated: Go to towns, move the compass arrows until you find my house at BLEEPITYBLEEP.
The Broad: Okay.
Super McAwesome: Holy crap! Blackjack 2 times in a row!
The Interrogated: Who wants to go to my house?
The Broad: Me!
The Broad: I am looking for it.

The Interrogated: Okay.
The Broad: What town?
The Interrogated: Barton.
The Broad leaves the chat.
The Interrogated: BLOOP
Bobby23 enters the chat.
Bobby23: Cardbot, prepare to DIE!
The Hero: Is that supposed to be a side-brag?
Bobby23: No.
Bobby23: Just pissed off at him.

The Hero: I prefer cardbot over the others.
The Hero: He's faster.

Super McAwesome: What happens after the Cardbot?
The Hero: It goes back to Russell.
Super McAwesome: That’s gay.
The Interrogated: Who all wants to go to my house?
Random Person: They should make cards where it’s player to player.
The Interrogated: Yeah.
The Hero: What would benefit from that?
The Hero: It only takes 1 person to play the game.

Super McAwesome: True.
The Interrogated: Win other players' money?
The Hero: That's gambling, basically.
The Hero: I don't think they'll allow it. This isn't so bad, I guess?

The Interrogated: Yeah, and so is this.
Super McAwesome: I think this is fine. Although, its the same old thing time after time.
Super McAwesome: It’s too repetitive.

The Interrogated: It’s the best way to make cash. And it’s simple!
Bobby23: Heh. It's cash processing.
Bobby23: Buy tokens cheap at the marketplace.
Bobby23: And then play.
Bobby23: >=P

The Interrogated: You get double your cash.
Bobby23: I'm fooling around 5000 tokens
Bobby23: At the moment.
Bobby23: x3

The Interrogated: Why, at the market, these are 1g each.
Bobby23: Or even less!
Super McAwesome: 4200!
Bobby23: I got 5050 tokens for 5k.
The Interrogated: I bought over 20,000. I’m hoping to turn it into nearly 50,000!
The Hero: That's bullshit.
The Interrogated: What is?
The Hero: You didn't buy that much.
The Interrogated: Yes.
The Interrogated: I got the 20k by spending 10$ real money.

The Hero: Congratulations. You're reported.
The Interrogated: You can buy 2,000g off the site for $1 per…
The Interrogated: And you’re reported for false reporting!
The Interrogated: You’re reported also!

Bobby23: YEAH!
The Interrogated: You can buy Gaia gold off the site.
The Interrogated: So yes, it is false reporting.

The Hero: I didn't falsely report you.
Bobby23: >=D
The Interrogated: Yes, you did.
The Hero: You can buy gift credits.
The Interrogated: Exactly!
The Hero: Which, in no way, can be used for tokens!
The Interrogated: Easier than you think.
Bobby23: Unless you buy them straight from gold mountain.
Bobby23: But that's a ripoff.

The Interrogated: Spend the gift credits, buy items, then sell for Gaia gold.
The Hero: Buying gold is just another contributing factor to inflation.
The Hero: I'm not an advocate of it.
The Hero: So it has to be stopped.

The Interrogated: Dude, I didn’t commit a ******** crime.
The Hero: Regardless.
The Hero: You're keeping people from buying the things they want.

The Interrogated: Screw you. All I did is buy credits, and buy items, then sell items for Gaia gold.
The Interrogated: How am I stopping people from buying stuff?

The Hero: Whatever.
The Hero: We'll let the mods handle this.

The Interrogated: Yeah, you know what? ******** you, c**k munch.
The Hero: Ooh. Trolling.
The Hero: That's much better.

The Interrogated: Wrong.
The Interrogated: You cannot report someone for swearing.
The Interrogated: Only about discrimination.

The Hero: You can for saying hurtful things.
The Interrogated: Wrong.
The Interrogated: Read the Code of Conduct.

The Hero: It's called the Terms of Service, actually.
The Interrogated: "You cannot report another player for swearing…" "Only for discrimination…" Oh, and by the way, any country that eats cocks is dumb.
The Hero: “BY USING GAIA ONLINE YOU AGREE not TO send, post, or make available pornographic, threatening, embarrassing, hateful, racially or ethnically insulting, libelous, or otherwise inappropriate messages to other Gaia Members.”
The Interrogated: Prove it!
The Interrogated: Where does it say that?

The Hero: I just copied and pasted it.
The Interrogated: Sure you did.
The Hero: Check the ToS.
The Hero: It's 4b.

The Interrogated: Well...uh...And I can report you for false reporting ‘cause I’m not stopping players from buying the stuff they want. So up yours.
The Hero: It's not false reporting.
The Hero: I reported with what I felt needed to be reported.
The Hero: I didn't report for the hell of it.

The Interrogated: Yes, you did.
The Interrogated: Answer my question!

The Hero: Or maybe I should report you for the insinuation of wanting to have cybersex.
The Hero: I mean, that's pretty bad too.

The Interrogated: I never said that, you douche.
The Hero: You asked for the best photos of someone.
The Hero: Best in quotations.

The Interrogated: Yeah, I meant that I could see her.
The Hero: I'm pretty sure we know what you were implying.
The Interrogated: She sent me a photo where her head was hunched over. I wanted to see a picture of her face.
Bobby23: YEAH!
Bobby23: >=P

The Hero: With the subject of cybering in people's minds, an implication was held.
The Interrogated: I’ll even send you the picture!
The Hero: I'd rather not.
The Interrogated: Exactly, ‘cause you know I’m right!
The Hero: No. That has nothing to do with it..
The Interrogated: Shut your yap and play this damn game.
Bobby23: Hahaha.
Bobby23: "Bots do not feel pain"
Bobby23: >=P

The Interrogated: Idiot.
The Hero: You were talking about that one girl going to your house for "private" talk.
The Hero: Wonder what that may be.
The Hero: Keep in mind the subject of cybering was still in the air at the time.

The Interrogated: Yeah, my house in Gaia.
The Hero: Private talk?
The Interrogated: Well, now I do, but still...
Super McAwesome: But you said you needed to talk about something that happened in school. But she doesn’t live in Canada.
The Hero: You're changing your story.
The Interrogated: No, I’m not!
The Hero: It has more holes in it than swiss cheese!
Jo: Hiya, mates!
Jo: *I'm not Australian*
Jo: XD

The Interrogated: You’re contradicting everything I’ve said!
The Interrogated: Cause I used to live where she did.

The Hero: I'll leave the contradicting to you. You seem to be doing a good job with it.
The Hero: You JUST MET HER.

The Interrogated: No!
The Hero: Okay, enlighten us.
The Interrogated: …
The Interrogated: …
The Interrogated: …I’m not talking to you guys. You guys are a bunch of narks with no life and like banning people.

The Hero: Indeed. I guess you lose this argument.
The Hero: Enjoy Gaia.
The Hero: While you can.

Super McAwesome: I don’t care what happens. I just threw that out there.
The Hero: xD Nice, McAwesome.
The Hero: You helped.

Super McAwesome: Thanks.
Jo: Who likes BANANAS?
The Interrogated: I won’t get banned anyways!
The Hero: You said you bought Gaia gold offsite.
The Interrogated: No, I didn’t.
The Interrogated: I said I bought it on site.

Jo: You guys are gay.
Jo: :B

The Hero: Well, then the report will be on cybering.
Bobby23: I am staying out of that.
Jo: I caught your attention! Woot!
Jo: XD

The Interrogated: I never cybered.
Bobby23: LIES.
Bobby23: XD

The Hero: You had the INTENTION.
Jo: Intention of cybering...I bet you haven't got laid.
The Hero: The messages were inappropriate and could be considered pornographic.
The Interrogated: I'm 17.
The Interrogated: I got a kid.

Jo: Whoopdeedo.
Super McAwesome: That’s really dumb.
The Interrogated: I needed to talk to her about something that happened in school.
The Hero: I'm sure.
Jo enters the chat.
The Interrogated: That way I’m not saying it to everyone in this room.
The Hero: Even if that’s true…
The Hero: You just met the girl.

The Interrogated: What makes you think that?
The Hero: Because I was here when you guys met!
The Interrogated: I’ve known her for a few weeks.
The Hero: And you waited a few weeks to get her email?
The Hero: Kinda odd.

The Interrogated: We never had much time to talk.
The Interrogated: What’s it to you? You a cop or something?

The Hero: When she brought up the option to have cybersex, you did say not to talk about it on Gaia…
The Hero: Because you could get banned.

The Interrogated: Exactly! So I basically said NO!
The Interrogated: I never asked to have cybersex on this.

The Hero: Exactly.
The Hero: But you alluded to MSN.

The Interrogated: No I didn’t--
The Hero: Yes, you did.
The Hero: Which meant that the intention was still there!

The Interrogated: Kinda hard…considering she doesn’t have MSN.
The Hero: I know.
The Hero: So that's when you brought up the house.

The Interrogated: SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIVE IN CANADA!
The Hero: Uhm. Gaia Towns.
The Interrogated: I don’t have a house yet!
Bobby23: Poor dealers.
Bobby23: They have to hit on 16.
Bobby23: >=P

The Hero: You said you did have a house. For private talk.
The Interrogated: f**.
Jo: XD
The Hero: And if you have a kid, why want to cyber on Gaia?
The Interrogated: What could be pornographic?
The Hero: I said it could be considered as such.
The Hero: It's not necessarily that.

The Interrogated: But it wasn’t!
The Hero: You have a wife and kid to feed. Go get a job.
Jo: He's lying, for Pete’s sake!
Bobby23: Hehehe.
The Hero: Regardless, why cyber? Go get a job.
The Interrogated: I said to give me a better picture cause she sent me one that her face is slanting downwards. I said I want a better picture of her so I could see her face!
Jo: He's not listening.
The Hero: Seriously, you need that job for your kid.
Jo: XD
Jo: Blackjack bish!
Jo: XD

The Hero: xD
The Interrogated: At least I don’t sit my a** on a computer all day!
The Hero: Me neither.
The Interrogated: Yes you do!

Jo: In which I don't as well.
Super McAwesome: …I do.
The Interrogated: ‘Cause you got nothing better to do than reporting people!
The Hero: But do you have that job?
The Hero: Because you may have a starving kid.
The Hero: ANSWER MY QUESTION.
The Hero: Do you have a job?

Jo: Why do you think that people all report? For Pete's sake, log off and take care of your kid!
Super McAwesome: I sit on my a** all day. I haven’t a job so I do what I want.
Super McAwesome: xD

The Hero: Sir! You are being asked a question. At least you should answer it.
Jo: Why would he respond?
Jo: He's gay.

The Interrogated: What question?
The Hero: Do you have a job to take care of that kid?
The Interrogated: Yes, I do.
The Hero: Full-time or part-time?
The Interrogated: Full.
The Hero: What's the hours?
The Interrogated: 6am to 5pm.
The Interrogated: $15 an hour.

The Hero: OBJECTION! *slams desk*
Jo: What the--?
The Hero: A while back...you said you talked to that girl about something that happened to you in SCHOOL.
The Hero: But as you’ve just informed us, school occurs when you WORK!

The Interrogated: Yeah…and…well…
The Interrogated: I got shifts, dude, I work on weekends.

The Hero: That's hardly what I call full-time, then!
The Interrogated: And maybe I only go to school on certain days?
Jo: What school is that?
The Hero: That's still not full-time.
Super McAwesome: True.
The Hero: I demand you explain yourself, sir!
The Interrogated: I work Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday. 11 hours a day for 15$ an hour.
Super McAwesome: I thought you said weekends!
The Hero: Indeed!
The Interrogated: Sometimes…
The Hero: If you're lying about this, then what else are you lying about, sir?
The Hero: You didn't yell objection, McAwesome.

Jo: XD
Super McAwesome: Oh, sorry. Objection.
The Interrogated: --Whenever work needs to be done basically, I work…
Jo: What a moron.
The Interrogated: Reported!
Jo: *imitating Sir*“I work on weekends, but I work Monday, Tuesday, and Thursdays.”
Jo: “And I guess Sunday counts as a full weekend.”

The Hero: Yeah.
The Hero: Sir! You're probably not even 17, are you?

The Interrogated: You’re right! I’m 17 1/3.
Super McAwesome: …His profile says 8th grade.
The Interrogated: Yeah…so?
Jo: XD
The Hero: Sir, it does, indeed, state on your profile that you're in 8th grade.
Jo: I'm 14…
Jo: and my intelligence has far surpassed his.

Super McAwesome: Last time I checked, 8th grade wasn’t for 17-year old kids.
The Interrogated: Maybe I don’t want people to know my real age.
The Hero: I doubt that.
The Hero: You lie like you were in 8th grade.
The Hero: And that's giving you more credit than you deserve.

Jo: Woot!
The Interrogated: …Up yours!
Jo: Wait? You’re talking about me?
The Hero: Yeah.
The Hero: We're taking this guy out.
The Hero: He's been lying so badly.

Bobby23: YEAH
Bobby23: >=P

The Interrogated: Idiots.
The Interrogated leaves the chat.
Jo: >=D
The Hero: Exactly.
Jo: OMFG.
The Hero: He left.
Jo: He left!
The Hero: xDD
Jo: What a f**.
The Hero: On his profile, I submitted a comment.
The Hero: "OBJECTION!"
The Hero: xD

Bobby23: Damn lawyers!
Jo: Yeah.
Super McAwesome: I didn’t want to be a part of this…but I just like to be the bringer of truth.
Bobby23: XD






User Comments: [7] [add]
jason malfoy
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commentCommented on: Wed May 30, 2007 @ 11:37pm
that was soooo fun. that totally made my day. well, he asked for sex and thats TOTALLY AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be glad to hear the outcome of this against blue flame. xd xd xd xd xd


commentCommented on: Fri Jul 13, 2007 @ 02:40am
ROFL That's hilarious xd rofl



Aqua Stars
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blackthornrose
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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 14, 2007 @ 03:12am
that's totally freaking awesome!!! lol rofl


commentCommented on: Sun Jul 15, 2007 @ 03:20am
rofl lol



jorgibobjr.
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toyota162
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commentCommented on: Sun Jul 15, 2007 @ 05:19am
rofl that was sooo funny and long!!! rofl


commentCommented on: Sun Jul 15, 2007 @ 01:13pm
That was hilarious and awesome! xd



Omg_Its_Brandon_Boyd
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I3 e t c h
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commentCommented on: Mon Jul 21, 2008 @ 02:28pm
That scares me. ._.'


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