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This is an akward dream I had, as explained to my friend Conenz, via pm. It's really, err... out there, and not something that I would typically type in my journal, but I decided to anyway, just for records. And a few friends of mine wanted to read it typed. Oh, and some personaly names are changed with asteriks (these:*) or just bleeped entirely, for privacy reasons. 3nodding So, uh... enjoy?

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Anyway, so, I had this dream... which you've heard a bit about. It was weird. So, I like, for some unknown reason... just sort of had... this... this... erhm. Thing. That shouldn't have been there. Not just any 'there'. Down there. Cuase, yeah, I'm llike... a girl. I think. ANyways, so I had this... ehm, "wang" so to speak. And it was weird... cuase like, it was deformed and stumpy or somehting... and the most akward part about it, was that it had this toenail growing off of it and the end, you see... and I don't know WHY there was a toenail there.. much less, why it was there at all.. but you know, maybe it thought it was like, a third leg or something, and wanted to grow a toenail to fit in with the others or something.... OH! And it wasn't just any toenail either. It was like, this... decaying, infected, dead toenail... it's hard to picture exactly what I'm describing, but maybe some time I'll show you what my mother's toenails look like, because that's a pretty good fit for the description.
Anyway, I was freaking out--generally, I mean, wouldn't you? And mom happened to be around at the time so I was all like, showing it to her, like all "what the hell is this thing?" and I wanted an explaination, but all she could tell me was "well, that's a pretty nice lookin'.... ya' got there.... nice and healthy lookin' and all..." and stuff. And I'm just like:
eek
scream
gonk
So, then I somehow must've either told dad, or he came in on it, cuase he was all like, "oh yeah, I've been meaning to tell you about that..." and I'm like ," ???" And he's like "yeah, I could tell it was going to happen since you were a baby... I just wasn't sure how to tell you..."
and I'm like "how could you just TELL I was going to grow a..."
and he was like "oh, well, it's just in the formation of hips or abdomen, or something... blah blah blah"
and I'm like "Double U Tee Hellz0rz??"
and it was weird.
I woke up too, and it was one of those things, where you wake up, and you think for a second or too, and then go "just a dream..... or was it??" cause you know, it feels like it just happened, and it's like well, maybe reality is a dream...? I don't know. I thought about reaching down to check and see what I had... but then I didn't, out of my weird fear. So, I just turned around or moved my legs or something to see if there was like, you know, any ... unnecesarry flopping action goin' on down there, and there wasn't, so all was well.
I fell back asleep, and had more weird dreams, but none that could out-do the ... the... thing.

So, at lunch, *Delicious_Milkshake* came over to the table, and was all like "what's up?" and I was like, just done explaining that, so I said "I had a WEIRD dream.."
and then, J***** just like, jumps up and blurts out "SHE HAD A p***s WITH A TOENAIL!!!!!!!!!!"

everyone: eek

Then this one girl standing around (can't think of her name) goes, "I'm leaving...." and walks off. And *Delicious_Milkshake* was laughing, he thought it was hillaroius. *Ichigo-Berry!* kept asking if I had any.. manly urges.. And *Delicious_Milkshake* was asking questions about what it looked like and stuff, cause I told him it could've been, some, third appendage or something. And he's like "well, the shape of one of those things it pretty definitive, *baka-baka*" and yeah... but I told him it's deformity and stuff... and...

NYUYYUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGUGHUGHHGHGHGGH
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