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Alright, Gaia. Now that I've covered the basics of betting and surviving getting hit on the head by a game controller, its time for tips on the actual racing! Ooooo, aaaaaa, eeeeee, ooooooo, aaaaaaa. Thank you, thank you, but lets get on with this.

1. At the count of one, during the countdown, make sure your speed gauge reads at a point at or below the halfway mark. That will cause your car to speed forward instead of having a gradual increase of speed. smile
2. When you encounter a cow, make sure to slow down, not stop, until your speed hits the 45 mark, then speed up. this will be close, but it will save time. Do the same with the UFOs. mrgreen
3. At a ramp, look at your speed guage. There will be a glowing section on it. If you hit the ramp while the needle is in that section, you will perform a jump and you will land without losing any speed. arrow
4. When you come to the last ramp, make sure your speed is at the mid-70's range. After you land, press and hold the accelerate button and watch the landscape zip by very quickly. eek

There! All my expertise into four short notes. sweatdrop

Surely you are not meaning to say that you, Dar, were the one to suggest such tactics. evil

Heh, heh, of course not, Gasket, I-I would never do that! Never I say... sweatdrop

I will now delete thy collection of items as punishment for your insolence! twisted rofl NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! gonk