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(Okay, this one will be much better, I promise.)

Twenty hours ago, in a theater about fifteen miles from my house, I have experienced inhuman greatness.

STAR WARS: EPISODE III!!!!!

Indeed, my friend Valerie somehow managed to get tickets and asked if I wanted to come. Of course, I said yes, and spent the next ten minutes praising her over the phone.

Friends, I have never seen such an amazing movie in my life. Amazing.. in many aspects.

First, of course, there are the graphics. Backgrounds, Yoda, spaceships, Yoda, Jar-Jar Binks (who never actually says anything in this movie, hooray!), Yoda...
Second, there are the characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Looking cuter than ever with his new 'stache heart ), Anakin Skywalker (Looking creepier than ever with his Sith-eyes), Yoda (Looking... Yoda-like), Mace Windu (Poor guy.... he is cute, but you can't really appreciate him when you put him next to Obi-Wan), Chancellor Palpatine/[Name censored for your spoiler-free enjoyment] (Haha, wait till you see how he looks by the end of the movie! Creepy!), and I almost forgot Padme (Who now has more outfits and more hairstyles than ever)!
Third, there are the lines. These I cannot reveal to you, otherwise the National Association of Anti-Spoiler Wackos (NAASW) would be on me like that! *snaps fingers*

To anyone who has not seen/does not like Star Wars:
I reccomend this movie to anyone with a heart.
Action lovers: C'mon, if two cute guys fighting a battle of good versus evil while standing on a pipe over a boiling river of lava isn't action, what is?
Sci-Fi lovers: If you haven't watched this yet, you're an idiot.
Romance lovers: Dude, don't be an idiot like the Sci-Fi lover. Over half this movie is about the Ani-Padme romance. That's why he [censored]
Cuteness lovers: Okay, there's not much for you to love about this movie (it's very dark). But at least come for the Wookies!
Comedy lovers: Not much for you either, I'm afraid.. Come anyway.
Oscar-Worthy Meaning lovers: Please don't tell me you're an idiot too!
Vader lovers: Okay, now you're just being silly.
Funny-Name lovers: Ani. 'Nuff said.

So there is no reason you shouldn't see this. Expecially if you happen to be a victim of the newly discovered disease, Vaderitis.

Vaderitis- The hysteria one experiences upon hearing the asthmatic breathing of Darth Vader
[Taken from Geri's Big Book of Fan-Related Diseases]

But, on a more serious note...

Return of the Sith really is the last Star Wars movie, so we all must do our part and cherish it in our hearts forever. I understand that to many, Attack of the Clones was less than satisfactory, but Episode III makes up for it in full. It really is great, the acting is superb. If this doesn't win an Oscar, I think I'll probably file a complaint because it is abso-frikkin'-lutely stunning. A career high for all that were in it; a wonderful way to close the story. My favorite movie ever it is.

Friends, let us rejoice, for now, the beautiful saga we know as Star Wars is ended. You may be asking, why rejoice? Because all good things must come to an end, and Star Wars finished with flying colors.

Besides, I get to go see it again tomorrow night with my family!

May the force be with you!