~Squall vs Cloud~
Squall: Hey, Cloud.
Cloud: What?
Squall: I was playing your game the other day-
Cloud: Oh yeah? I was playing your game too. You suck.
Squall: And I-what? I don't suck.
Cloud: Dude, it's not even funny how lame you are.
Squall: No. No, man, I'm totally kickass.
Cloud: No, you’re so lame how you don’t know about anything.
Squall: Well, you’re kinda clueless yourself.
Cloud: Yeah, but I don’t have my own personalized computer to go to for help.
Squall: Anyway, Tifa is HOT.
Cloud: I know. She’s my girlfriend.
Squall: Oh, so you picked her?
Cloud: What? What do you mean picked?
Squall: Instead of Aeris?
Cloud: She’s dead, man.
Squall: WHAT?!
Cloud: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that. Even people who haven’t played the game know that she dies.
It’s not like it’s a spoiler. It’s like telling someone that Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
Squall: OMG no way!
