Vaan: So I said, “How are you going to get a tank all the way over there?” And he was like, “I’ll just put it on an airship and fly it there.” And I’m all, “If you’ve got an airship big enough to carry a tank all the way, why not just put guns on the airship and-”
Squall: Vaan?
Vaan: Yeah?
Cloud: Just shut up, you’re ruining the moment.
Vaan: .....okay
Sephiroth: You know, I could blow up the whole damn world with that.
Cloud: When an enormous meteor doesn’t work.
Sephiroth: Exactly.
Tidus: Umm, guys? Why are you near the Machina Panzer?
Squall: What kind of name is that for a tank?
Cloud: Seriously. I think it should be called more like....Fenrir!
Squall: You name everything that.
Cloud: Yeah, because it’s a cool name.
Tidus: You guys, that’s a boss for Final Fantasy X-2!
Squall: Come over here man...
Squall: *whispering* So.....it’s an enemy?
Tidus: Yeah, look in this strategy guide.
Cloud: You have a strategy guide for your own sequel.
Tidus: Yeah, doesn’t everyone get one?
Squall: Only if they’re so incompetent that they couldn’t hardly make it through their own game. Oh yeah, that means you.
Sephiroth: Okay, I know how to do this. Just stay close.
Tidus: I’m scared
Cloud: Vaan, stay out of this. Because you’re weak and no one likes you. That goes for you too, Tidus.
Tidus: Yuna likes me...
Sephiroth: Okay, stay close. When I give the word. Ready? Ready? Get her!
-5 seconds later-
Vaan: Holy crap! How did you guys do that so fast?
Cloud: That was your plan? “Get her”? We were going to do that anyway.
Sephiroth: Yeah, but this way it’s better. I gotta go; things to do, places to go.......
Tidus: People to kill?
Sephiroth: You’re finally catching on, then? Good. Later, losers.
Squall: I can see why you don’t like him.
