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One time I jumped on a yampoline, and I threw my dirty clothes in a yamper.

One time in the land of Perfume, there was a yam. He was sad because he did not smell like perfume. But everyone else did. So he decided to leave home and kiss his mom goodbye, and go on a journey. He discovered that the land of Perfume had been taken over by a Perfume eating monster, who was controlled by an evil wizard. The yam defeated the monster and killed the wizard, but the wizard arose from his grave and killed the yam's mother.

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So the yam cried and cried and died of loneliness.

My uncle once worked in a yam factory where he moved all the yams, but he put too many yams into too many crates, and the machine that moved all the yams broke, and my uncle was fired from his yam-packing job.

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