: razz art Five::
Axel: All right, now Larxene started off by going through the regular motions of being a lawyer.
Sora: Why are we tied to this wall?
Axel: You’re not tied, those are chains
Kairi: Axel, I just don’t feel this way for you anymore
Axel: Shut up and listen to the story!
Sora and Kairi: Yes sir!
Axel: And they began questioning me with the usual, ‘where were you on the night of’ something' and I said ‘drinking!'
Kairi: Could you just do a cut-scene instead?
Axel: I wanna tell the story!
~Flashback~
Ghis: I pronounce you...guilty!
Larxene: But your honor, isn't it true......that you're a fop?
Ghis: What was that?
Larxene: Take your helmet off now!
Mr. Poe: I object, your honor-Aaagh! Stabbed by a blonde!
Larxene: No interrupting me! Take off your helmet, Ghis!
Ghis: Umm, okay....
Larxene: Aha!
Ghis: What?
Larxene: Under Rule No.8675309, all fops are wrong. Therefore, my client is not guilty of anything.
Ghis: Overruled!
Larxene: Fop!
Axel: He’s a fop! Let’s get him!
random man: Yeah, let’s get him!
everyone there: Kill the fop! Kill the fop!
~Flashback End~
Sora: whoa......
Kairi: You're incredible. Now please let us go. And stop kidnapping me.
Axel: All right, but only if you'll go with me for drinks on Friday.
