Squall: Didn’t it hurt when you fell from the reactor and into Aeris’ church?
Cloud: Well, not really. I actually didn’t break through the roof....
~Flashback~
Tifa: OMG, Cloud!
Barret: Jesus! The explosion knocked him down into the slums. Ain’t that a b****.
Tifa: Wait! He’s grabbed a hold of a piece of metal and is trying to climb up. Inconceivable!
Barret: Hey foo, slow goin’?
Cloud: Look, I don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. So I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.
Tifa: Sorry
Cloud: Thank you
Barret: I don’t suppose you could step things up?
Cloud: If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Barret: I could do that. I have some rope up here. But I do not think you will accept my help, because I have only the use of one arm.
Cloud: That does put a damper on our relationship
Tifa: Wait, I have two hands.
Cloud: That’s very comforting, but I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait.
Barret: I hate waiting.
Tifa: Is there any way you’ll trust me?
Cloud: Nothing comes to mind.
Tifa: How about, ‘I’m your freaking girlfriend and you’re supposed to trust me with all your heart’?
Cloud: ...throw me the rope.
Tifa: Right, catch!
Cloud: Tifa I missed the rooooooope......
Barret: Well, guess we need ourselves a new mercenary.
Tifa: OMG, we ARE going to find him.
Barret: Naw, he dead.
Cloud: Ow..
Aeris: Mmmf!
~Flashback End~
Squall: Barret left you for dead?
Cloud: Well, we’ve never really been close. Tifa and I were always close.
