First-Day-Back-after-Thanksgiving-Break Wisdom.
Wearing colored socks seems to help the day run a bit more smoothly. 4laugh Any color will do, seeing as white is the abscence of a color or some such nonsense. I do hate wearing white socks. Ask for colored socks for Christmas. Polka dots work extra-well, while Rainbow socks ensure a good day.
I visited Victor Frankenstein fourth period, and he seems to be going quite crazy. Had a disagreement with his Monster over the taste of acorns, and I had to drift elsewhere when I started thinking about sicking the Shinsengumi on him. Unfortunately, I failed to learn from Victor's tragic stupidity, and brought to life several Stick-Samurai during my ill-fated Biology quiz. Instead of informing me on Ioninc Bonds, or whatever other trivial things one might learn in a class such as Bai-O-Loj-Ee, however, they took off and began attacking my 99 Red Balloon friends. The battleground was littered with much red rubber upon the ground, along with a suffocated Stick-Samurai, and the Balloons numbers had dwindled down to a dangerous 90--which does not make for a good song--before I convinced the two parties to make an uneasy peace. I suspect that it was BiologyWoman's evil plot the whole time to lessen the mighty power of my Balloons.
Abacus Man came to my rescue much later in Math, where I used the clever word "Um" to stall just long enough for him to use his mighty Abacus to make some mighty cauculations and pass his findings onto me. How strange it was that he didn't just instead take out my Math Teacher with his abacus. He must know that I like my math teacher. If only he had showed up in Bai-O-Loj-Eee, then justice would have been served!
In HealthyHealth, we learned of the scary dangers of tobacco, such as teeth yellowing. I protested, as Saito-san and Hijikata-san have dangerously white teeth, until they reminded me that they were anime characters. From there, I had an intense In-Depthconversation with Todd about ice-cream. It was fascinating. I was jealous of his story.
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