Okey in my english class Our english teacher mr.G takes attendance by having us answer the question on the board that's he calls "the question of the day". here's some questions and answers that might seem to be interesting, funny, random or down-right stupid:
Q: Today what is the tast of Freedom?
me: no adults like teachers, parents, and gov. around
student: summer vication
student 2: Porno
*the classroom laughs
me: you like seeing nacked women!???
student 2: sort of
Note: since this person sits behind me I moved my desk up forward a bit
Q: In your opinion what is the most emberrising crime?
Me: a person getting caught stalking
girl 1: getting shown arrested on T.V. like the show Cops
girl 2: getting caught doing something inappropiate inside a church
me: .__.
male 1: hitting a deer and having pleasures with it afterwords
Note: If you get the "Pleasures" thing good for you
male 3: Getting pulled over with no shirt on
male 4: ummm I saw a new report talking about a man seeing and catching a man urinating in the coffe container at work on T.V.
male 5: stealing a person's purse or wallet only to find that person has no cash or credit inside
Q: If you could choos how to die how will you want it to be?
me: I would prefer to die naturally from old age
student 1: heart attack
student 2: stand off fight
student 3: blown up
student 4: spontainiasly combust
student 5: car speed chase
student 6: I want to die from something unexpected and random
student 7: I would want to die in my sleep
student 8: heavely sadated
Q: what do or would your last words to be?
me: goodbye crule world
student 1: ouch
student 2: I shouldn't have done that
student 3: What does this button do?
student 4: Grinting in pain
student 5: Don't forget to.....*dies*
student 6: I have a million dollers in....*dies*
Q: If you could put one person behind bars who would it be?
me: Vicki (my high school's most hated hall watcher)
student 1: the stupid people
student 2: Micheal Jackson
student 3: the guy that skrewed up by brother's real tatto
student 4: leaders
student 5: my uncle
Q If you knew the planet was to explode what would you do? (teachers said we'd have 48 hours)
me: simple, bend over and kiss my a** goodbye
girl: buy anything I've ever wanted
boy 1: While on a differant planet, I'll sell it
me thinking: isn't that a scam?
boy 2: I'd lie about it
boy 3: escape on a spaceship
boy 4: Go to the Caribean
The boy behind me: have sex one last time
boy 6: Skydiving
boy 7: try to become populare with the ladies
boy 8: go to an underground bunker
That's all I have sadly sweatdrop If there's anymore funny convo's that I'll be able to write down or remember I'll post another Journal and will let you know 3nodding
Feel free to post your own answers to these questions in the comments box if you want
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Taste of Freedom:
- Away from my family.
Most Embarrasing Crime:
- Having child porn on your computer... though if someone does have it then they deserve every bit of that embarrasment biggrin
How to Die:
- Old age in my sleep.
Last words:
- Telling the person I care about the most that I love them.
Person Behind Bars:
- Bush
Exploding Planet:
- I'd rather not know that the planet was going to explode.
There are my answers.