Pregnant Lesbian Clam named p***s.
I don't even remember how that came to be. But now he is.
Other news: I was left sitting in the car for about half an hour today, since my dad went to pick up my niece, and I hate children. I thought he wouldn't take more than a min, but...
Well, when he got back, I had to interrogate the guy. Apparently, he had to fill out some paperwork, since my niece is gonna start kindegarten.
I said:
"You couldn't have told them 'I have a teenager in the car who will ravage my soul if I don't get out of here right now'?"
Seriously. It's really hot, and I'm impatient as it is.
Otherwise, my day's been dull.
EDIT:
"The below statement is false.
The above statement is true."
"If you try to fail, and succeed at it, which have you done?"
rofl
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Damon Baird is the most amazing cynic in the ******** world.
"There we go, one muzzled queen! But not you, her. You were great, I loved your speech there, especially the b***h-a** stuff. Very good, very enlightening."
"There we go, one muzzled queen! But not you, her. You were great, I loved your speech there, especially the b***h-a** stuff. Very good, very enlightening."
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aww... D: