Speaking of grand-people: There was this senior home and one of the ladies was HYSTERICAL. she unbuttoned her shirt a little and goes, "I like to give people a little thrill!" then someone complimented her hair and she goes, "Oh honey this is HIB!" "what's HIB?" "HAIR I BOUGHT! *rips wig off*" the SAME lady comes up to my friend and goes, "I have videos of you humpin and bumpin old men!"