So it was just another boring day on Myspace, playing mafia wars & talking to complete strangers, when I get a random message from someone at 11:30 at night from a guy who isn't even on my friends list. The subject of the message was "Uhm....." so just looking at it made my stomach drop because I was afraid he was going to try and start s**t with me on the net. But i still opened the message because thats how I roll. When I opened it I tried to take a look at his profile but it was on private, fortunately the only thing I got out of it was his name and his mood. Alvin, like the chipmunk haha, who was frustrated. He started off the message saying that he knew that what he was about to ask was going to be kinda perverted, immature, and creepy but he needed my help. He took on a bet with his friend and the bet was who can get the most dirty pics from random girls on the net. The price for losing? Getting one of your eye brows shaved off hahahahaha.
Apparently the reason he was so frustrated was because he has had no luck at ALL and, unfortunately for him, his friend had. He said that if I sent him the pic then he would return the favor if i wanted. And he even said please in caps followed by a few exclamation points. Alvin sounded cute asking but I just had to turn him down.If I was a little more naive then yea..I would have sent it, but I'm not, so i didn't. I told him that I don't do dirty pics, but honestly that wasn't the real reason. For all I knew he could have been with a few of his freinds pulling the same trick on 4 other girls. Then my imagination went a little crazy and I started to think that it could have even been one of my cousins friends, who would by the way beat my a** with a brick if it was in fact one of his friends and i sent it.
Then when I replied he sent me another message saying that it didn't even have to be that dirty. He just needed boobs, v****a (O.O), or even my a** in a thong LOL. But my answer was still no and this time when I replied i gave him a tip. That was to take his page off private because it looked a little shady having it on private and asking for such pics. Alvin decided to take my advice and took his page off private. With that done I looked at his pics and he was UGLY. And after seeing his pics the question and pleading wasn't cute anymore...it became pathetic. He continued to message me asking me if I could still help him and if I knew anyone who was willing to help. He lucked out because most of my "friends" on myspace are guys anyways. He thanked me anyways and allowed me to move on with my life.Good thing im not a sucker...imagine if I sent him dirty pics and he sent some back?
 
Now if he was bangin' hot then I would have definitely sent him pics ahahahah j.k.
 sweet sex n sin · Fri Aug 15, 2008 @ 05:33am · 4 Comments |
