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Everyone in real life has heard it. Now it's your turn, guys.

About a week ago or so, Kage and I were talking on the phone. I was complaining about my boobs, and how I think they're too big (no, you're not getting sizes). "If it's more than a handful, it's too much." I said.

"Depends on the person's hands." Kage replied.

"I know," I said, "like, YOUR hands are GIGANTIC?"

So we start talking about this, and then he starts talking about Gouki's (A.K.A. Akuma from Street Fighter) hands, since Gouki is massive and all. Finally, I say "We're not TALKING about GOUKI'S hands! We're talking aout YOUR HANDS and MY BOOBS! Are you even listening?!"

Kage says: "I know, I heard what you were saying, and I REALLY wanna talk about that right now, but I'm trying to make a point."

I'll give you a few seconds to get the joke in there.

*Repeat*

"I heard what you were saying, and I REALLY wanna talk about that right now."

"YOUR HANDS, MY BOOBS."

Get it?

xd

Whadda ya think, guys? Amused? You should be.