The conflicting reports:
Day 567 of training: *swish* swish* *swish* I, Joey killz for 567 days have been trained constantly with my bullheaded landlords exalted rook's club. Of those 567 days I have been in the mountains, crushing rocks, swimming in creeks, and living off the wild, not to mention that I have made a few gold here and there from the trees. Today, however, I changed. I am light-headed, woosy, with a feeling of hunger for another. I was training on a rock outcropping gazing out into GAIA when a flash of movement moved in the corner of my eyes. Down at the spring where I get my water, another avi was filling a bucket. I leapted from the outcropping and landed in a bush most gracefully out of the avi's sight. This avi I remembered seeing but I couldn't help thinking she was close to my landlord ERW. I waltzed up to her and said in a very heroic voice, "you there what is your buisness in these parts?" The avi spun around in complete surpise. Basking in my glorious manlyness she wimpered, "I am just here to get some water, I live not to far form here and today was the day to do it." Well, like any good, proud, brave soul, I warned her, "ahh my dear be wary for the shadows these days are dangerous, always watch your back." She looked up at me and with pure admiration said, "Oh I will. ummm what is your name so that I can call on you if I'm ever in danger?" Proudly I stated my name, "Miss I am no other than the great JoeyKillz. And by what sweet name shall I grace my lips by calling you ma'am?" Giggling and hiding her face she said, "oh people just call me Chi. Nothing special. Well goodbye for now." She disappeared into the underbrush with her bucket. For the rest of the day I destoryed boulders.
Persicom Chi memory files: day 2089 of creation. List of jobs for today, obtain water for mountain cabin in case master returns to house in mountains. Traveled to spring. As I was obtaining water I heard a crashing behind me. I turned around and a shorter than usual avi was laying in the bushes. Apparently he had fallen form a spot high on the mountain. The avi grew red in the face and moved behind a nearby tree.
Avi- "uh uh hi how are you. just walking around, thought I might check in with you, nicedayhuhwonderfulweather... (incoherent jabber)"
Chi- "I am here to obtain water."
Avi-"oh water, yay waters good, haveyouhaditwithlemonoricedorwithhoney... (incoherent jabber)"
Chi-"I am Chi, I will make sure to remember that. You seem to be light- headed, you had best get off the mountain." *starts to walk away*
Avi- "oh Chi, nice name, I'm JoeyKillz. youknowIamalittledizzy. CanIcrashatyourplacesometime? (faint jabber)
As I was leaving the area, I heard a loud yell of frustration and the ripping of trees.
JoeyKillz- Ah splinters!
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