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1) Master Wong: It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a p***y. (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

2) Feng: What part of "sudden death" didn't you understand? (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

3)Master Wong: Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles] (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

4) Master Wong: She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford. (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

5) Karl Wolfschtagg: You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.
Master Wong: [smirks] The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick. (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

6) Karl Wolfschtagg: Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona: My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg: Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona: Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg: So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?" (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

7) Gary: [the building is about to self destruct] I'm gonna save the panda!
[runs offscreen]
Gary: Ahhh!
[runs back on screen]
Gary: Panda's dead!
[runs away] (Balls Of Fury, 2007)

cool Feng: Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: "Ping pong". (Balls Of Fury, 2007)